Skype !!!!!!!!!!

[Dia bando]

On my Skype account lately, I have had about 5 requests off Women to add them to my contacts,
all lookers whats going on.

[Gandalf]

You have unleashed the beast!

[Andre]

Ok then, you've finally talked me into getting it.

[Beanz]

On my Skype account lately, I have had about 5 requests off Women to add them to my contacts,
all lookers whats going on.

Is one of them called Graham ?

CSA ?

[Dia bando]

On my Skype account lately, I have had about 5 requests off Women to add them to my contacts,
all lookers whats going on.

Is one of them called Graham ?

CSA ?

Fuck off.

[Dia bando]

My son has dropped me in the shit, told the wife Mam dads having women on Skype asking to
add them to contacts,, my wife came to have a look she laughed they must be hard up
and got no tasty, that knocked my ego my son told me it's not uncommon for people to ask
to be added to contacts.!

[Andre]

Soviet girls?

[Beanz]

Soviet girls?

With a tiny little moustache

Soviet Girls

Do you know how they go?

Soviet Girls in the Kremlin basement

Mr Putins is vulgar

But it don't bother Olga

Soviet girls

at the KGB

Soviet girls

Don't you commie me

Soviet Girls

There can be no replacement

How do they not, after Glasnost


Leo:

That's the way they go

every day

and none of their mama's ever seem to know

Hip-hip-hooray




(From Leo's Garazh)

by

Frenk Zappa

[Master]

It is free that is all that matters.

[Dia bando]

You jealous bunch of shits, lady's love me Okay they want me for my money, I have news for
them I don't have any, my wife thinks it a great laugh I felt like a dog with 2 dicks, she no's
how to hurt.

[Dia bando]

One more would like me to add to contacts Alice, not Graham.

[brocktonblockbust]

You could play strip Skype with them.

[Dia bando]

You could play strip Skype with them.

That's something to think about, it's averaging one every 2 days or so wanting to add me to contacts,!
they must fancy a bit of rough mate, that's what the wife tells me.

[brocktonblockbust]

You could play strip Skype with them.

That's something to think about, it's averaging one every 2 days or so wanting to add me to contacts,!
they must fancy a bit of rough mate, that's what the wife tells me.

which you need to eat more parsnip soup in order to carry this out successfully

[Dia bando]

Yes I still get requests off Women to add them as friends, I have not bothered chaps as they
are probable on the game, my Skype picture I look a gormless twat.
I don't kid myself I have seen better days.