When you are smuggling drugs from other countries where do you hide your stash

[walrus]

I usually get nervous and do the entire kilo

[Alpha]

I usually get nervous and do the entire kilo

Kek, you'd definitely be flying high then.

Better to scam an old person to take it for you.

[brocktonblockbust]

Put in condom, tie tight knot, swallow, shit it out next day

[smashup]

Up a thoroughbred race horses ass.
Pure bred racehorses never used to have to go through quarantine (not sure if that's still the case)
If a vet can get his arm up a cow's ass to deliver a calf then I'd guess the horse has similar space.
That's a few kilos of coke per horse.
Read this in a book years ago.

[walrus]

I did bring a bunch of Cuban cigars back from Canada a few times. I put them on top of a travel bag and put the bag right up to the customs guy coming back. He pushed the bag back at me and said welcome back to the a US. I think smugglers call that hide in plain sight. Another time coming back from China the customs dude asked me if I had any food products. I said no not knowing my wife had loaded up on lichi fruit and other exotic snacks. He whipped out this sharp knife cut the shit out of my bag, grabbed all the fruits n shit out. He gave me a look, I couldn’t rat on my wife, I knew I had to man up and do the time. As we say in America “snitches wear stitches”. I said meekly sir I forgot about the fruity goodness in my bag. He gave me a warning saying he could fine the shit out of me or arrest me, that perked me up as I could already feel the prison shower rape and could hear my ass screaming for mercy.


Anyway he looked me up saw I never did it before and mercifully spared me the prison shower rape

[brocktonblockbust]

Lychee Lesson
Better be confessin
or jailbirds be messin
wit ~Hershey Highway~ sessions

[El Kabong]

I did bring a bunch of Cuban cigars back from Canada a few times. I put them on top of a travel bag and put the bag right up to the customs guy coming back. He pushed the bag back at me and said welcome back to the a US. I think smugglers call that hide in plain sight. Another time coming back from China the customs dude asked me if I had any food products. I said no not knowing my wife had loaded up on lichi fruit and other exotic snacks. He whipped out this sharp knife cut the shit out of my bag, grabbed all the fruits n shit out. He gave me a look, I couldn’t rat on my wife, I knew I had to man up and do the time. As we say in America “snitches wear stitches”. I said meekly sir I forgot about the fruity goodness in my bag. He gave me a warning saying he could fine the shit out of me or arrest me, that perked me up as I could already feel the prison shower rape and could hear my ass screaming for mercy.


Anyway he looked me up saw I never did it before and mercifully spared me the prison shower rape

Cigars are simple just swap the bands off of them who is going to know.

Checked luggage doesn't typically get thoroughly searched for contraband only stuff that could impact the flight.

Also if you take Amtrak you can bring anything they won't check it.

[walrus]

I did bring a bunch of Cuban cigars back from Canada a few times. I put them on top of a travel bag and put the bag right up to the customs guy coming back. He pushed the bag back at me and said welcome back to the a US. I think smugglers call that hide in plain sight. Another time coming back from China the customs dude asked me if I had any food products. I said no not knowing my wife had loaded up on lichi fruit and other exotic snacks. He whipped out this sharp knife cut the shit out of my bag, grabbed all the fruits n shit out. He gave me a look, I couldn’t rat on my wife, I knew I had to man up and do the time. As we say in America “snitches wear stitches”. I said meekly sir I forgot about the fruity goodness in my bag. He gave me a warning saying he could fine the shit out of me or arrest me, that perked me up as I could already feel the prison shower rape and could hear my ass screaming for mercy.


Anyway he looked me up saw I never did it before and mercifully spared me the prison shower rape

Cigars are simple just swap the bands off of them who is going to know.

Checked luggage doesn't typically get thoroughly searched for contraband only stuff that could impact the flight.

Also if you take Amtrak you can bring anything they won't check it.

I had two boxes of sealed punch cubans. Pulling off fifty rings without screwing up the fine Cuban wrap would have been impossible. Those were an anniversary punch robusto, made with a maduro wrap, beautiful shade leaf.

[p4pking]

Wouldn’t have been nearly as hard as hiding me, the 8 year old boy, and @DenilsonTheReturn , yet look how many times you’ve pulled that off.. you’re just so full of baloney....

[walrus]

Wouldn’t have been nearly as hard as hiding me, the 8 year old boy, and @DenilsonTheReturn , yet look how many times you’ve pulled that off.. you’re just so full of baloney....

Dude don’t let everyone here know, @DenilsonTheReturn garlic ass

[Spicoli]

Had to flush a half oz in a bathroom at the Sad Diego airport once. Broke my heart. Knew a gal who smuggled some into jail once. Use your imagination. We called her Very Mary Minge after that .

[walrus]

This may make me sound racist but if I were in prison and had to get raped I would want it to be the smallest whitest penis in the penitentiary. Maybe a penis the size of a cigarette