ME vs FAN... bout declared a draw

that motherfucker took a cheap shot in the dark, i slammed my foot into that bastard before i turned the lights on and my damn toe still hurts like fuck from yesterday, but i laced that son of a bitch after i slammed my toe into it, and i gave it quite a dent


if i had known it would hurt for this long i would have finished the bum

What the hell happened man? Did you get into a fight tonight? What happened?

well, it seems you held your own....well done. after all you could have conceded defeat to the fan and that would just be unthinkable...

probably more entertaining than toney: rahman as well

Originally Posted by Gyrokai

What the hell happened man? Did you get into a fight tonight? What happened?

no, i walked into a fan, and that shit hurt my toe, so i punched the fuck out of it

Originally Posted by miles

well, it seems you held your own....well done. after all you could have conceded defeat to the fan and that would just be unthinkable...

probably more entertaining than toney: rahman as well

damn straight, and you can bet your ass that damn dresser learned not to fuck wit me

I'm totally confused. Did you hit your toe on a dresser or a fan? If it was a fan, what was it doing on the floor? Either way I'm glad you punched it, being disrespected by a fan is uncalled for

its one of those confounded floor units, you plug it in and jack it up in a window but it was on the floor

the dresser is right by it, i was sayin that dresser will now think twice after seeing what the fan got for fuckin wit me

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

Originally Posted by miles

well, it seems you held your own....well done. after all you could have conceded defeat to the fan and that would just be unthinkable...

probably more entertaining than toney: rahman as well

damn straight, and you can bet your a** that damn dresser learned not to F*** wit me

i once had a fight with one of my dumb bells. i came home after a night on the beers, switched on the tv and decided it would be a good idea to lift a few weights. i stumbled over and started lifting and watching tv at the same time. for some reason, in my drunken malaise i unwittingly smacked the weights into my lip. it hurt like hell. i felt my lip and it was swollen and there was a lovely crimson blood on my finger. i was drunk so didnt think too much about it, watched some tv and then went to bed. the next day i woke up with a blinding hangover and a stinging pain around my mouth. i went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and i seemed rather elephant man esque. not pretty.

i had a couple of days off work as i hid and waited for my swollen lip to mend....it didnt look too good

i lost that one by tko....

ive never been assaulted by a fan though....thats a pretty tough one to deal with...

Heheh