Hopefully the last Valuev thread for a while

[El Kabong]

Alright guys he beat Owen Beck by KO HOOPTY DAMN DOO! ....How would he fair vs everyone who doesn't SUCK?

Wlad Klitschko

Sergei Lyakhovich

Hasim Rahman

Chris Byrd

Sam Peter

Shannon Briggs

Luan Krasniqi

Joe Mesi

Lamon Brewster

Calvin Brock

Sultan Ibragimov

Timor Ibragimov

If you don't know enough about a fighter to really compare the two then just skip it and feel free to add other fighters I may have left off

[El Kabong]

Here's how I see the fights going

Wladimir Klitschko flat out destroys Valuev TKO 5

Lyakhovich outboxes the big ape

Rahman...depends on which Rahman shows up the Hasim who beat down Meehan or the Rahman that couldn't hurt James "Two Ton" Toney

Chris Byrd - I will say 7 out of 10 times Byrd will be on his game enough to make the giant Valuev look like a fool

Sam Peter will eat the jab all night but I think once Valuev is hurt, since he's so big it's hard for him to really control what happens next so Sam can throw haymakers all night...what's he gonna do miss the 7 foot oaf that's standing right infront of him

Briggs can outbox Valuev and maybe KO him

Krasniqi...he might be able to beat him, he's a good boxer

Joe Mesi can make Nico eat that left hook all day long

Brewster punishes Valuev

Brock could outbox him...I see this as the most even fight

Sultan is small but he works the body so you have to give him a chance

Timor I don't know enough about

I think young up and coming "Fast" Eddie Chambers is going to be a handful for a lot of boxers out there

[1st rd ko]

joe mesi? no way.

[Kev]

After watching Valuev dismantle Beck with consumate ease I'm confident he will be too strong for Wladimir.

Wlad has one tactic, stay on the outside and use his jab. If his opponent comes inside he clinches and hugs, trying to squeeze the life out of his opponent.

Well he would be able to do neither against Valuev, who I believe would simply turn the tables on Wladimir and beat him at his own game. We all know Klit's jaw is about as fragile as an Israeli Palestinian peace agreement whilst Valuev's neanderthal bone structure looks incredibly solid, his brain being encased in about an extra inch's worth of forehead ridge whilst his jaw shows hardly no evolutionary change from when it served to enable early man to chew their way through bark and to tear off strips of
Wooly Mammoth flesh whilst the hapless elephant was still alive.

Valuev to give Wladimr a bruising 5 round beat down

[SalTheButcher]

i think he would beat mesi, i dont know about the others tho, i think he would get KTFO by most of them, maybee he could avoid brewster but the rest would eventually start landing, big vladdy is the only one who would make him look horrible

[squealpiggy]

Wlad, points decision. Everyone else knocked out or losing on a decision. Valuev would never be champion if there were decent heavyweights in his way, but right now there isn't anyone.

[El Kabong]

After watching Valuev dismantle Beck with consumate ease I'm confident he will be too strong for Wladimir.

Wlad has one tactic, stay on the outside and use his jab. If his opponent comes inside he clinches and hugs, trying to squeeze the life out of his opponent.

You're an idiot

Wlad, points decision. Everyone else knocked out or losing on a decision. Valuev would never be champion if there were decent heavyweights in his way, but right now there isn't anyone.

So are you!

Who's the hardest puncher Valuev has fought? Ruiz? Wlad has more power than ANYONE Valuev has fought and does big Nicky have trouble with boxers? YES! He had hella trouble with Larry Donald.

You guys say Wlad can't fight big guys? When Jameel McCline was at his peak Wlad outboxed him and KO'd him.

Wlad has fought the better opponents, he's younger, faster, has more power and is an all around better boxer.

Valuev's record is SHIT

[Kev]

After watching Valuev dismantle Beck with consumate ease I'm confident he will be too strong for Wladimir.

Wlad has one tactic, stay on the outside and use his jab. If his opponent comes inside he clinches and hugs, trying to squeeze the life out of his opponent.

You're an idiot

Wlad, points decision. Everyone else knocked out or losing on a decision. Valuev would never be champion if there were decent heavyweights in his way, but right now there isn't anyone.

So are you!

Who's the hardest puncher Valuev has fought? Ruiz? Wlad has more power than ANYONE Valuev has fought and does big Nicky have trouble with boxers? YES! He had hella trouble with Larry Donald.

You guys say Wlad can't fight big guys? When Jameel McCline was at his peak Wlad outboxed him and KO'd him.

Wlad has fought the better opponents, he's younger, faster, has more power and is an all around better boxer.

Valuev's record is S***

Ok so Lyle what exactly is it that you find so goddam sexy about Wladimir Klitoris? Is it his soft milky smooth skin or his tight firm muscles that gets you so worked up?

We all know that your presence on any thread can only mean one of two things, a) You are slagging off that racist, trash talking draft dodger Ali, or b) You are getting all giddy and excited whilst telling us just how great and altogether shag-a-licious big Wladdy is.

You are more annoying than a bunch of Mikkel Kessler nuthugggers and about as predictable as Howard Eastman in a world title challange.

We all know what you are and want to get a double facial from the Klitschko brothers

[ImRipped]

Alright guys he beat Owen Beck by KO HOOPTY DAMN DOO! ....How would he fair vs everyone who doesn't SUCK?

Wlad Klitschko

Sergei Lyakhovich

Hasim Rahman

Chris Byrd

Sam Peter

Shannon Briggs

Luan Krasniqi

Joe Mesi

Lamon Brewster

Calvin Brock

Sultan Ibragimov

Timor Ibragimov

If you don't know enough about a fighter to really compare the two then just skip it and feel free to add other fighters I may have left off

You ask how would he do against guys who don't suck and then you list like 10 out of 12 guys who suck . The heavyweight division as a whole sucks lyle. 99% of the time it's scrub against scrub. Out of that list the only one who I feel 100% certain would beat Valuev is Wlad. i.e., Wlad is the only heavyweight in the world who doesn't suck.

[Memphis]

Lyle your Valuev posts are pathetic.

Here's how I see the fights going

Wladimir Klitschko flat out destroys Valuev TKO 5

Lyakhovich outboxes the big ape

Rahman...depends on which Rahman shows up the Hasim who beat down Meehan or the Rahman that couldn't hurt James "Two Ton" Toney

Chris Byrd - I will say 7 out of 10 times Byrd will be on his game enough to make the giant Valuev look like a fool

Sam Peter will eat the jab all night but I think once Valuev is hurt, since he's so big it's hard for him to really control what happens next so Sam can throw haymakers all night...what's he gonna do miss the 7 foot oaf that's standing right infront of him

Briggs can outbox Valuev and maybe KO him

Krasniqi...he might be able to beat him, he's a good boxer

Joe Mesi can make Nico eat that left hook all day long

Brewster punishes Valuev

Brock could outbox him...I see this as the most even fight

Sultan is small but he works the body so you have to give him a chance

Timor I don't know enough about

I think young up and coming "Fast" Eddie Chambers is going to be a handful for a lot of boxers out there

Wow, thats some serious pre fight analysis right there, for a minute I thought Magnum was back

[1st rd ko]

After watching Valuev dismantle Beck with consumate ease I'm confident he will be too strong for Wladimir.

Wlad has one tactic, stay on the outside and use his jab. If his opponent comes inside he clinches and hugs, trying to squeeze the life out of his opponent.

You're an idiot

Wlad, points decision. Everyone else knocked out or losing on a decision. Valuev would never be champion if there were decent heavyweights in his way, but right now there isn't anyone.

So are you!

Who's the hardest puncher Valuev has fought? Ruiz? Wlad has more power than ANYONE Valuev has fought and does big Nicky have trouble with boxers? YES! He had hella trouble with Larry Donald.

You guys say Wlad can't fight big guys? When Jameel McCline was at his peak Wlad outboxed him and KO'd him.

Wlad has fought the better opponents, he's younger, faster, has more power and is an all around better boxer.

Valuev's record is S***

Ok so Lyle what exactly is it that you find so goddam sexy about Wladimir Klitoris? Is it his soft milky smooth skin or his tight firm muscles that gets you so worked up?

We all know that your presence on any thread can only mean one of two things, a) You are slagging off that racist, trash talking draft dodger Ali, or b) You are getting all giddy and excited whilst telling us just how great and altogether shag-a-licious big Wladdy is.

You are more annoying than a bunch of Mikkel Kessler nuthugggers and about as predictable as Howard Eastman in a world title challange.

We all know what you are and want to get a double facial from the Klitschko brothers

dear god help me! im having a f-ing heart attack! that was the funniest post ive seen in a long while! you guys good friends? HONESTLY i think Wlad would beat the living shat out of Nick. Wlad is way to fast for him. (please stop with the double facial stuff man! thats just sick! ) i cc you both but i burned them already.

[Purist]

After watching Valuev dismantle Beck with consumate ease I'm confident he will be too strong for Wladimir.

Wlad has one tactic, stay on the outside and use his jab. If his opponent comes inside he clinches and hugs, trying to squeeze the life out of his opponent.

Well he would be able to do neither against Valuev, who I believe would simply turn the tables on Wladimir and beat him at his own game. We all know Klit's jaw is about as fragile as an Israeli Palestinian peace agreement whilst Valuev's neanderthal bone structure looks incredibly solid, his brain being encased in about an extra inch's worth of forehead ridge whilst his jaw shows hardly no evolutionary change from when it served to enable early man to chew their way through bark and to tear off strips of
Wooly Mammoth flesh whilst the hapless elephant was still alive.

Valuev to give Wladimr a bruising 5 round beat down

And after watching Larry Donald beat the stuffing out of Valuev I have no doubt in my mind that he wouldn't have a chance against Wladimer

[1st rd ko]

I thought this was funny....

"People underestimate Valuev. When he finishes learning combinations, like you saw tonight, he will be awesome," said Don King, who has a piece of the 32-year-old Russian. "He will unify the division."

[AC-Cobra]

After watching Valuev dismantle Beck with consumate ease I'm confident he will be too strong for Wladimir.

Wlad has one tactic, stay on the outside and use his jab. If his opponent comes inside he clinches and hugs, trying to squeeze the life out of his opponent.

You're an idiot

Wlad, points decision. Everyone else knocked out or losing on a decision. Valuev would never be champion if there were decent heavyweights in his way, but right now there isn't anyone.

So are you!

Who's the hardest puncher Valuev has fought? Ruiz? Wlad has more power than ANYONE Valuev has fought and does big Nicky have trouble with boxers? YES! He had hella trouble with Larry Donald.

You guys say Wlad can't fight big guys? When Jameel McCline was at his peak Wlad outboxed him and KO'd him.

Wlad has fought the better opponents, he's younger, faster, has more power and is an all around better boxer.

Valuev's record is S***

Ok so Lyle what exactly is it that you find so goddam sexy about Wladimir Klitoris? Is it his soft milky smooth skin or his tight firm muscles that gets you so worked up?

We all know that your presence on any thread can only mean one of two things, a) You are slagging off that racist, trash talking draft dodger Ali, or b) You are getting all giddy and excited whilst telling us just how great and altogether shag-a-licious big Wladdy is.

You are more annoying than a bunch of Mikkel Kessler nuthugggers and about as predictable as Howard Eastman in a world title challange.

We all know what you are and want to get a double facial from the Klitschko brothers

Lyle your Valuev posts are pathetic.

Here's how I see the fights going

Wladimir Klitschko flat out destroys Valuev TKO 5

Lyakhovich outboxes the big ape

Rahman...depends on which Rahman shows up the Hasim who beat down Meehan or the Rahman that couldn't hurt James "Two Ton" Toney

Chris Byrd - I will say 7 out of 10 times Byrd will be on his game enough to make the giant Valuev look like a fool

Sam Peter will eat the jab all night but I think once Valuev is hurt, since he's so big it's hard for him to really control what happens next so Sam can throw haymakers all night...what's he gonna do miss the 7 foot oaf that's standing right infront of him

Briggs can outbox Valuev and maybe KO him

Krasniqi...he might be able to beat him, he's a good boxer

Joe Mesi can make Nico eat that left hook all day long

Brewster punishes Valuev

Brock could outbox him...I see this as the most even fight

Sultan is small but he works the body so you have to give him a chance

Timor I don't know enough about

I think young up and coming "Fast" Eddie Chambers is going to be a handful for a lot of boxers out there

Wow, thats some serious pre fight analysis right there, for a minute I thought Magnum was back

Honestly guys, Ive got to agree with everything Lyle says. Valuev is awful, he doesnt generate enough power for his size and is too clumsy to deal with anyone half good. Who can you honestly say he's beaten Clifford Etienne? Owen Beck? Both awful. Apparantly he needed a gift to beat Ruiz, this guys beating noone.

[El Kabong]

Yes! AC, Starr, 1stRound...I mean people who now rate Valuev because he beat Owen Beck are crazy. OWEN BECK people....he's not even on Kevin McBride's level much less that of even a Joe Mesi.

Is it just me or are more people drinking the Don King Kool-Aid