SNAKEY INTERVIEWS ROYAL! EXCLUSIVE!

[Snakey]

S-So Royal...hows things goin?
R- Not good, Kessler are ignoring me!
S- Well theres not much to ignore when your hiding in his bushes with night vision goggles!
R-He dont show no nudity any more!
S- Ahuh....so when was it you first knew you liked other men?
R-No not men, gods like kessler!
S-Hmm so what your saying is that you are in fact homosexual?
R-Well yes...kinda, im confused!But if anything kesslersexual!
S-Its alright mate, we are all confused about you.
R-Thank you for your sympathy.
S-Woah man dont get attached...this is just an interview ok, nothing more....i dont like men, ask emma
R-Emma Kessler?
S-Emma are not kessler, understand?
R-What?
S-Dont worry mate. Im sure Jerry Springer will love you....surely hes loved other weirdos before eg vodka.
R- HEY I AM NO WEIRDO, I LOVE KESSLERS MASCULINE, HARD AS ROCK...DELICIOUS ROCK HARD*Snakey interupts*
S-Ok this is awkward, thank you for your freakish and kessler obsessed time.
R-As i was saying DELICIOUS ROCK SOLID CO..*Snakey leaves*

[Memphis]

Who are you?

[emma]

whos royal?

[Snakey]

whos royal?

LOL Kidding right?

[hitmanhatton]

tht twat who rods kessler and says kessler are king as the fucker cant speak english

[Saddo]

[skel1983]

Snakey mate i give you 9/10 for the Emma one, but like most sequels 6/10.

[Snakey]

Snakey mate i give you 9/10 for the Emma one, but like most sequels 6/10.

Yeah i would have to agree.....royal didnt give me much to work with, maybe i should try one on vodka. But i was glad the emma one was liked coz i actually put effort into that one, this one i wrote in 2 mins

[AdamGB]

Snake are king...

"kesslersexual!"

CC :P that's getting used when he comes back

[El Kabong]

...interview Jax next! He are dancing like GAY

[X]

SHOT up Snakey ...! !!

You are wery ignorant retard if you tink is funny to joke at Kessler.

[BrooklyniteQueen]

Snakey how about baller27 for the third interview