How do you become a player?

[The_One77]

So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning?

[beds]

its easy, i was a player between 18-22 but settled now, only 23 still

confidence is the key, the ability to blag anything helps 2.

if you out with the lads on a saturday and you see a girl with a group of her mates, u dont jus stare and smile, u wanna fuck not a relationship. you go over and give her ur number, offer to take her out 1 night and buy her a drink, if you can do that, it will be her mates telling her to fuck you as you have showed tht u aint shy.

never promise anything, dont say i will call you unless you will, say we'll ave to meet up some time, or id like to do it again, if you dont promise to call her you aint lying but its still naughty.

Make it out that girls use u and treat you bad and ur looking for a special girl, this will make the girl feel special and before she realises u got her nipples in ur mouth.

learn to dance - absolute must cos no pretty girl is gonna fuck a guy on a 1 night stand if they look like they need to piss while they dancing.

dont be tight, offer to buy drinks, offer to buy her mates drinks, if u can wow her friends they will do the work for u remember

never drink so much u cant get it up, every girl in ur town will no about it, also wear protection, i kno barebacks nicer but save that for later in life cos marridge is prob alot harder if u got herpes

also wear some nice threads, dont wear tshirts that say im with stupid>>>>>>>>>> girls do not laugh at that, so get some fancy tshirts and hip jeans, no cartoon boxers either.

i could go on and on but im boring myself now, that all applys to fit girls, if there fat, ugly, chavvy, missy, beks or emma just tense ur arms and scowl fancy a fuck darrrrling, they melt like butter.

everyones different

players change but the game stays the same

[The_One77]

that's what i'm talkin about!.....shit beds, you know your stuff mate.
Well about the dancing, i'm thinking of doing salsa because i hear girls dig that type of thing...my bro says if you can dance well, go with the rhythem and give the girl the impression that your a fun guy to be with then you're basically sorted.
for helping me out

[AC-Cobra]

Dance simple, dont over complicate it. As long as you have an ounce of rhythm and manage to avoid looking a plonker by trying to overcomplicate it, youll be fine.

[Munkymagic]

Smoke

IT makes you look 'wellard' and women love it

(i don't smoke by the way )

[Snakey]

Develop an authentic aussie accent

[Munkymagic]

Develop an authentic aussie accent

What is a 'flaming galar'?

In the context..."Fuck off you flaming galar"

[Snakey]

Develop an authentic aussie accent

What is a 'flaming galar'?

In the context..."Fuck off you flaming galar"

Flaming is like "bloody" and galar means idiot.

[Memphis]

I blame being single on no longer smoking, its the coolest Especially coughing up yellow shit and having stained fingers, nice.

[lockie]

Develop an authentic aussie accent

What is a 'flaming galar'?

In the context..."F*** off you flaming galar"

Flaming is like "bloody" and galar means idiot.

a galar is also a type of wild parrot

[Snakey]

Develop an authentic aussie accent

What is a 'flaming galar'?

In the context..."F*** off you flaming galar"

Flaming is like "bloody" and galar means idiot.

a galar is also a type of wild parrot

Yeah so in other words we are calling people birds that are on fire

[raleights]

I'm sure beds knows whats up, but before you mess around with any of his advice..

you must be tan my young padawan!
whether it's via tanning bed or just baking in the sun, get rid of that pasty white complexion - huge turn off

[BIG H]

its easy, i was a player between 18-22 but settled now, only 23 still

confidence is the key, the ability to blag anything helps 2.

if you out with the lads on a saturday and you see a girl with a group of her mates, u dont jus stare and smile, u wanna F*** not a relationship. you go over and give her ur number, offer to take her out 1 night and buy her a drink, if you can do that, it will be her mates telling her to F*** you as you have showed tht u aint shy.

never promise anything, dont say i will call you unless you will, say we'll ave to meet up some time, or id like to do it again, if you dont promise to call her you aint lying but its still naughty.

Make it out that girls use u and treat you bad and ur looking for a special girl, this will make the girl feel special and before she realises u got her nipples in ur mouth.

learn to dance - absolute must cos no pretty girl is gonna F*** a guy on a 1 night stand if they look like they need to piss while they dancing.

dont be tight, offer to buy drinks, offer to buy her mates drinks, if u can wow her friends they will do the work for u remember

never drink so much u cant get it up, every girl in ur town will no about it, also wear protection, i kno barebacks nicer but save that for later in life cos marridge is prob alot harder if u got herpes

also wear some nice threads, dont wear tshirts that say im with stupid>>>>>>>>>> girls do not laugh at that, so get some fancy tshirts and hip jeans, no cartoon boxers either.

i could go on and on but im boring myself now, that all applys to fit girls, if there fat, ugly, chavvy, missy, beks or emma just tense ur arms and scowl fancy a F*** darrrrling, they melt like butter.

everyones different

players change but the game stays the same

Quality post m8

[emma]

just one more thing..............you've got to be good looking

[BIG H]

just one more thing..............you've got to be good looking

Glad to see you've finally posted your pic in your avatar btw