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    Default This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Straight from the beginning Kessler will throw more than 100 punches per round. They will all be straight on target and Joe has never seen anything remotely like it (the closest is Reid, but there is still a couple of levels difference). Joe will be frustrated and loose a couple of rounds easily while trying to think, sidestep etc. Then he will try to outsmart himself as he will skip, skittle all over the place in order to find a solution. In the meanwhile Mikkel will open up even more and put on the power. Joe gets caught as he more and more desparately tries to find a solution. Now Joe wants to brawl... however each time he decides to brawl he gets stopped dead in his tracks by some mean punches straight to the face. At this time (mid 4th round) Joe is bleeding from the nose and both eyes are severely swollen.

    His father is in schock and instead of asking Joe to survive he urges Joe on. Joe still has a lot of energy left he just cannot finda way to use it. In the 5th round he is a little more successful and hits Kessler a couple of times with a jab of his own. Joe quickly follows up and flurries - Kessler skips back and Joe jumps after him... And the fight is over. Now Joe know why Kessler was called the Hitman. He has done this a gazillion times (just not in his last 7-8 fights because they generally have protected themselves more). An agressive Joe jumps straight into Kessler's oldest tactic. To skip back when in a little "trouble" and hope the opponent follows in order to keep the perceived pressure on. He plants his feet the second he land from the skip and smack!

    Joe is looked after by the medical staff and only 4 minutes later Joe is able to stand up and the crowd cheer. Joe has won more from this loss than from all his wins added up
    Super Middleweight also acknowledge as Kessler's Kingdom when Calzaghe has retire

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    You got that from a joke of a poster on another board..

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Or a more interesting deabte, Why does Mikkel Kessler have so many seemingly uneducated fans.
    If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    I think your spot on. Them pesky stand up European fighters have been notoriously difficult to work out over the years.
    When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Quote Originally Posted by WWatt
    You got that from a joke of a poster on another board..


    Yes,but i agree with him and i also think this will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler
    Super Middleweight also acknowledge as Kessler's Kingdom when Calzaghe has retire

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Taking a quick look at few of Kesslers opponents

    Thobela: Kessler wins UD... BUT Welterweight Geoff McCreesh (Brit) KO'd him in 2
    Porras: Kessler wins TKO 9...BUT Carl Froch (Brit) stops him FASTER in 8
    Thysse: Kessler wins TKO 11...BUT Brian Magee (Brit) stops him FASTER in 10
    Lucas/Beyer: Kessler beats both these old fossils KO...BUT Glenn Catley (Brit) beats both KO in their PRIME!!!

    So, Kessler can't even match lesser lights of Brit boxing whats Calzaghe got to worry about?

    Oh and lets not forget

    TheBlackSuperman: Kessler wins UD...BUT Sven (Powder puff) Ottke KO'd him in 10



    Kessler can't even KO china chin Mundine but he's gonna KO Calzaghe
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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    I knew it was coming

    When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenster
    Taking a quick look at few of Kesslers opponents

    Thobela: Kessler wins UD... BUT Welterweight Geoff McCreesh (Brit) KO'd him 2
    Porras: Kessler wins TKO 9...BUT Carl Froch (Brit) stops him FASTER in 8
    Thysse: Kessler wins TKO 11...BUT Brian Magee (Brit) stops him FASTER in 10
    Lucas/Beyer: Kessler beats both these old fossils KO...BUT Glenn Catley (Brit) beats both KO in their PRIME!!!

    So, Kessler can't even match lesser lights of Brit boxing whats Calzaghe got to worry about?

    Oh and lets not forget

    TheBlackSuperman: Kessler wins UD...BUT Sven (Powder puff) Ottke KO'd him in 10



    Kessler can't even KO china chin Mundine but he's gonna KO Calzaghe
    Yes, but the Kessler fans have been performing sacrifices of spiders and mice to the god of the iron fist to give Kessler superhuman powers. They also eat their own offspring that cannot walk by three months old, and believe that if they have sex standing up, their partners won't get pregnant. Oh yeah, and the world is flat....whatever those pesky astronauts report....

    Only kidding butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memphis
    I knew it was coming
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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenster
    Taking a quick look at few of Kesslers opponents

    Thobela: Kessler wins UD... BUT Welterweight Geoff McCreesh (Brit) KO'd him 2
    Porras: Kessler wins TKO 9...BUT Carl Froch (Brit) stops him FASTER in 8
    Thysse: Kessler wins TKO 11...BUT Brian Magee (Brit) stops him FASTER in 10
    Lucas/Beyer: Kessler beats both these old fossils KO...BUT Glenn Catley (Brit) beats both KO in their PRIME!!!

    So, Kessler can't even match lesser lights of Brit boxing whats Calzaghe got to worry about?

    Oh and lets not forget

    TheBlackSuperman: Kessler wins UD...BUT Sven (Powder puff) Ottke KO'd him in 10



    Kessler can't even KO china chin Mundine but he's gonna KO Calzaghe
    ur an idiot...mundine was fully consious,just to tired to continue,it was only his 10th pro fight and had no amature fights and went in against the ibf champ with very little experiance...and by the way mundine was winning that fight by a mile and i SC u cause of the china chin comment,you oviously havent seen mundine fight and kessler will beat the sh!t out of calzcrappy

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenster
    Taking a quick look at few of Kesslers opponents

    Thobela: Kessler wins UD... BUT Welterweight Geoff McCreesh (Brit) KO'd him 2
    Porras: Kessler wins TKO 9...BUT Carl Froch (Brit) stops him FASTER in 8
    Thysse: Kessler wins TKO 11...BUT Brian Magee (Brit) stops him FASTER in 10
    Lucas/Beyer: Kessler beats both these old fossils KO...BUT Glenn Catley (Brit) beats both KO in their PRIME!!!

    So, Kessler can't even match lesser lights of Brit boxing whats Calzaghe got to worry about?

    Oh and lets not forget

    TheBlackSuperman: Kessler wins UD...BUT Sven (Powder puff) Ottke KO'd him in 10



    Kessler can't even KO china chin Mundine but he's gonna KO Calzaghe
    if ur so sure calzcrappy can beat kessler than why isnt he chasing the fight?if he took it it would give him the respect,the undisputed title and a shit load of money and its the fight the public want to see,so why not take it?...because hes a pussy chicken sh!t piece of crap,he couldnt beat kessler in a million years and he knows it,he hasnt fought no one in the 7 years hes held the title....he wont even fight outside england,thats something crap journeymen do,no so called world champions...and mundine would make calzaghe look follish

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    So old china chin, oh hang on sorry I mean the Blacksuperman, was miles ahead then quit when he got a little tired and pretened to be unconcious by lying down in the middle of the ring? That shows he's got no heart too. Worse than what I thought

    Oh and Ive got the COOL CLICK-SAD CLICK function disabled so I can't see it anyway.
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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Quote Originally Posted by Fenster
    So old china chin, oh hang on sorry I mean the Blacksuperman, was miles ahead then quit when he got a little tired and pretened to be unconcious by lying down in the middle of the ring? That shows he's got no heart too. Worse than what I thought

    Oh and Ive got the COOL CLICK-SAD CLICK function disabled so I can't see it anyway.
    u obiously dont know s!hit about this sport!!!!!!...mundines chin is very good,he took the best kessler had to offer,danny green and antwan echolls ..ur just another calzcrappy nut hugger biotch

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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    Fair dinkum cobber

    But watch this from 3.15 to 3.30 and tell me old china-chin-no-heart aint spark out from a powderpuff Ottke punch


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    Default Re: This will happen if Calzaghe fought Kessler

    fenster your spot on mate.
    and for the record calzzaghe is too busy and quick for kessler. an easy UD for joe if this fight was too happen (which its not).

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