...when the other day I was jacking off, when my cum started to spray out, I suddenly realized that at one time that was me!!! I used to be my own daddy's cum.I've scarred my own self for life.
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...when the other day I was jacking off, when my cum started to spray out, I suddenly realized that at one time that was me!!! I used to be my own daddy's cum.
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You've scarred me too you deviant little fukkOriginally Posted by Whorian!
...when the other day I was jacking off, when my cum started to spray out, I suddenly realized that at one time that was me!!! I used to be my own daddy's cum.
Should've known it would be another wanking thread
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Murderer!!...when the other day I was jacking off, when my cum started to spray out, I suddenly realized that at one time that was me!!! I used to be my own daddy's cum.
You just killed your own children.
Throw him in jail I say!!!
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..\\Murderer!!...when the other day I was jacking off, when my cum started to spray out, I suddenly realized that at one time that was me!!! I used to be my own daddy's cum.
You just killed your own children.
Throw him in jail I say!!!
The human lifespan is nowhere NEAR long enough for me to serve all that jail time...
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No I will NEVER masterbate AGAIN...WITH THAT THOUGHT IN MY HEAD.....I guess I have to go back to having sex with the wife
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I shoot blanks so I will continue my quest for the perfect masturbation technique.
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not gunna be performing the jedi hand trick for a lil while after reading this then huhYou've scarred me too you deviant little fukk...when the other day I was jacking off, when my cum started to spray out, I suddenly realized that at one time that was me!!! I used to be my own daddy's cum.
Should've known it would be another wanking thread?
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