How many forum members does it take to change the light bulb?

1 To change the light bulb & to post that the light bulb has now been changed.

14 To share similar experiences of changing light bulbs, & how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 To warn about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

7 To point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 To harass the spell checkers.

3 To correct spelling/grammar harassers.

6 To argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

15 To claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

1 To move this thread as this one is not about light bulbs & remind people to post threads under correct headings.

11 To defend the posting of this thread saying that we all use light bulbs & therefore the post is relevant to this group.

23 To debate which method of changing light bulbs is best, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique & what brands are useless.

6 To post links to where you can see examples of different light bulbs.

1 To post a link to ebay, showing a funny light bulb for sale.

4 To post that the links were posted incorrectly & then post the corrected links.

13 To quote all posts in their entirety including all headers and signatures, & add "Me too".

12 To say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

5 To tell a funny story about their chickens & a light bulb.

1 Lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now & start the discussion all over again