Coded message from Bin Laden

**Mark TKO** · 05-23-2007 10:06 AM

The Coded Message:

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain 's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

**smashup** · 05-23-2007 11:12 AM

hahahahahahahahaha

That could so easily be true

**BoxingGorilla** · 05-23-2007 01:29 PM

That's odd.

I worked it out to say, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."

**Mark TKO** · 05-23-2007 01:32 PM

really ? I got a million camels ?

ICB · 05-23-2007 01:46 PM

It says hello asshole

**Punisher136** · 05-23-2007 03:31 PM

I wonder if when they have their little strategy meetings if they make fun of bush too with jokes like that.

**Swashbuckling Gordy** · 05-24-2007 08:40 AM

Wouldn't Osama's stock rise if he sent out a video with a T-shirt that said

...?

Had an arguement with somebody the other day who told me i was making light of the fight on terror and that Osama had become a figure of fun !!!

Fucking right !

Mel Brooks can dress up as Hitler but i can't tell a joke about Osama Bin Laden , that Cunt (OBL) takes himself far too seriously we should leave it to the boys in uniform to do that because if we did he'd already of won !

**Punisher136** · 05-24-2007 12:23 PM

If he released a video where he was doing a bush impression i think it would be hilarious.

**Kev** · 05-24-2007 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by Punisher136

If he released a video where he was doing a bush impression i think it would be hilarious.

I think so too. Actually the sad world we live in if Osama did impressions he would probably get a huge fan following.

It would be the ultimate insult to Bush. Imagine the damage it would do politically to Bush and the Republicans if Osama did a stand up routine.

To combat the war of comedy propaganda we could enjoy seeing George Bush live on stage with his finger puppets or maybe a Dick Cheyney sketch where he accidently shoots everyone whilst trying to win a toy at the fair.