His monologue is especially awesome tonight. Can't wait for this whole week.

"San Francisco is a city of many different people who all have one thing in common, they HATE LA!"

Could not be more true.

"San Francisco, where marijuana is legal and plastic bags are not"

Hahaha YEAH!!!!!!

"I hope you like the set *points to the Golden Gate themed set*, we did have the McArthur but it collapsed"

Bastard.

CONAN IS THE FUCKING MAN!