Valuev vs. a gorilla

[Tribax]

Adult males range in height from 165-175 cm (5 ft 5 in-5 ft 9 in), and in weight from 140-200 kg (310-440 lb)

Valuev is standing at 215 cm (about 7 feet) tall and weighing in at 145-150 kg (320-330 lb).

[Tysonbruno]

Gorilla would kill him a gorilla is that strong it could bench press 4 times its own bodyweight i think

[pedro]

i like gorillas. does anybody else like them? there all soft and cuddly,mmm.

[Kel]

Wacky shit!

A Gorilla has 5 times the strengh of a human of the same size.

[pedro]

gorillas arnt as strong as that, they just look it. a decent size bloke could sort a full grown gorilla dead easy. i should know, lived in the rain forest for 11 years.

[DaxxKahn]

Gorilla would kill him a gorilla is that strong it could bench press 4 times its own bodyweight i think

The damn things (Full grown males anyway) can actually rip your arm from the socket and hit you in the head with it LOL

[pedro]

you probley only a little man. i never had that problem, did however loose my eye to a little horse but thats another story.

[BoxingGorilla]

Wacky S***!

A Gorilla has 5 times the strengh of a human of the same size.

This is true

[BoxingGorilla]

gorillas arnt as strong as that, they just look it. a decent size bloke could sort a full grown gorilla dead easy. i should know, lived in the rain forest for 11 years.

Garreth Keenan, is that you?

[SigmaMu]

I knew a dude named Lou who lived in Compton and he sold some real good Gorrilla piss.
You dip a kool cigarrette in it and it would get all of the homies high as kites.

Gorrilla Piss= PCP

BTW who the fuck started this topic?

I was watching a show a few weeks ago where they were looking for a killer gorrilla. This gorrilla had killed a few people. So yes, the gorrilla would kill Vulva.

[warreng]

a gorilla would slam him against trees nd rip his limbs off

[southakron314]

A silver back what snap him like a pencil.Larger predatory felines wont even test the power of a gorilla.There is only one more mammal that has more pound for pound upper body strength. That is a Polar Bear.

[diamonddavestafford]

gorillas arnt as strong as that, they just look it. a decent size bloke could sort a full grown gorilla dead easy. i should know, lived in the rain forest for 11 years.

I dont know what you consider to be a gorilla, but if you are talking about a full size male silverback, the kind from Africa and shit like in that movie with Sigourney Weaver, Gorillas in the Mist, one of those things would kill you man. In a second. There was a news story in L.A. a couple years back where a man was attacked by 2 chimps (not gorillas, but chimps). The cute little fuzzy things that people like to dress up in like George Burns sometimes with old time aviator goggles. They attacked him and his wife (he was able to get between them) and tore his scrotum open, ripping out his nuts by the cords (his testicles were found elsewhere in the little "habitat" that was for people who paid to house their monkeys/exotic animals so that they have a more natural life), tore one of the guy's feet off at the ankle, bit off several fingers, and finished by literally ripping this guys face off. That's the sort of viciousness that primal rage can bring out. And that's in a 70 lb - 90 lb chimpanzee.

There used to be a silverback mountain gorilla at the city zoo where i grew up (he died of old age) that weighed over 600 pounds. The thing was one of the most damned impressive creatures I have ever seen in my life, really. No one in their right mind after getting a look at it would post a thread as silly as this one and actually buy into the fact that a human would be able to "sort" it, in any way, without some kind of tranquilizers. I would love to see you go into it's cage or worse yet up to one in the jungle and slap it. Make sure u get that on Youtube if you do cuz I want it on my favorites.

I dont care how decent your size is, bloke. You aren't sorting one of those things for shit. Neither would Nicolai Valuev. If either of you ever tried sorting a full size silverback gorilla, you would literally be torn to pieces. So like i said, YouTube!!!

[CountryBoy]

Adult males range in height from 165-175 cm (5 ft 5 in-5 ft 9 in), and in weight from 140-200 kg (310-440 lb)

Valuev is standing at 215 cm (about 7 feet) tall and weighing in at 145-150 kg (320-330 lb).

Chuck Norris could take two gorilla's at once

[BoxingGorilla]

It's really pissing me off how you guys keep talking about me like I'm not here.

Diamond Dave that was a good post you made. I enjoyed reading it.