A sweet joke - but naughty

[Mark TKO]

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After
Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the
way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine
Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr
Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly
Wurly and Tic Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let
him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was
pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she
let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink
Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet
Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip.
It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had
Allsorts!!!

[Kev]

haha that was good

[Gandalf]

That was funny.