question for guys...

**KKisser** · 08-23-2007 12:14 PM

A tough question for you guys? Girls can just kinda go with the flow!
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading...

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop sign, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.

**Jimanuel Boogustus** · 08-23-2007 12:37 PM

Mate that is top quality

Long time no hear K, hope all is cool.
Hey, hope you dont mind but ive just copy/pasted that and used it as a bulliten on my Myspace page

**donnydarkoIRL** · 08-23-2007 05:04 PM

CC Thats fair cool man

**KKisser** · 08-23-2007 06:07 PM

yo, jimbo! everything's good man. feel free to do as you please with it.

thanks too hmd.

**Memphis** · 08-23-2007 07:50 PM

I had to do a similar thing for a job many moons ago. They gave you three options like this one but it was who would you have on a desert island with you. A convict, a disabled guy or an old guy. To really put a curve on it after you had made your choice they told you why he was in prison, how badly disabled the guy was and how old the last bloke was.

Crock of shit

**Sugar_Shaw** · 08-23-2007 09:57 PM

CC Kkisser

X · 08-24-2007 12:22 PM

Well, everyone knows the real answer to this, surely?

You would drive past and follow the bus route in reverse until you found the next bus. You would block the road off with your car and then shoot the driver and all the passengers. This would ensure that you a) had time to follow you plan (more later) and b) the police would be busy for a while.

You'd then return to the bus stop, parking out of sight, and join the bus queue as a punter. Your old friend would recognise you, so you would have to jump on him and beat him to within an inch of his life. You'd be careful to just make him a paraplegic or something, and not to kill him, because by doing so you are saving his life and thus repaying your debt to him.

Turning then to the alleged 'perfect partner', you'd know that she is actually a temptation sent by Lucifer ..... as the 'perfect partner' does not exist. Being a logical bloke, you would grab her by the throat and scream the Exorcism ritual at her over and over until she disappears into thin air. If that doesn't happen, you would know that she is pure evil and you would have to throw her off a nearby cliff just like Jesus did to the possessed swine.

Having done your work, like a good citizen, you would notice that it is still raining, dark and stormy. You have already exerted yourself considerably and wouldn't want to catch a cold, so you would simply skin the old woman alive - she looked as if she was going to die anyway - and use her flayings as an umbrella to get back to your car.

That's clearly the answer ...... I used it at interview this week, but oddly someone else must have said it too as I didn't get the job.

**KKisser** · 08-25-2007 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by X

Well, everyone knows the real answer to this, surely?

You would drive past and follow the bus route in reverse until you found the next bus. You would block the road off with your car and then shoot the driver and all the passengers. This would ensure that you a) had time to follow you plan (more later) and b) the police would be busy for a while.

You'd then return to the bus stop, parking out of sight, and join the bus queue as a punter. Your old friend would recognise you, so you would have to jump on him and beat him to within an inch of his life. You'd be careful to just make him a paraplegic or something, and not to kill him, because by doing so you are saving his life and thus repaying your debt to him.

Turning then to the alleged 'perfect partner', you'd know that she is actually a temptation sent by Lucifer ..... as the 'perfect partner' does not exist. Being a logical bloke, you would grab her by the throat and scream the Exorcism ritual at her over and over until she disappears into thin air. If that doesn't happen, you would know that she is pure evil and you would have to throw her off a nearby cliff just like Jesus did to the possessed swine.

Having done your work, like a good citizen, you would notice that it is still raining, dark and stormy. You have already exerted yourself considerably and wouldn't want to catch a cold, so you would simply skin the old woman alive - she looked as if she was going to die anyway - and use her flayings as an umbrella to get back to your car.

That's clearly the answer ...... I used it at interview this week, but oddly someone else must have said it too as I didn't get the job.

cc for the effort.