Blonde joke

[Mark TKO]

A blonde gets a job as a teacher.

She notices a boy on the field stood by himself while all the other kids are running round having fun.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You okay?' she says.

'Yes' he says.

'You can play with the other kids ya know'.

'It's best I stay her' he says.

'Why?' says the blonde.

The boy replies, 'Because I'm the fucking goalie'

[No Contest]

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