A liberal interviews a US Marine General

[USA LOVES THE KLITSCHKOS]

It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a

female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald

who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military
installation.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things

are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your

base?



GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,

canoeing, archery, and shooting.



FEMALE INT! ERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible,

isn't it?


GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly

supervised on the rifle range.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly


dangerous activity to be teaching children?



GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching

them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become

violent killers.



GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be

a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?



The radio went silent and the interview ended.

[Trainer Monkey]

Its an old joke
I am a self professed liberal and I garuntee you I can outshoot you on any roving range you care to go on
Compound bows are not admissable,some of us dont need training wheels
Sorry to urinate all over your stereotypes,but,I dont eat tofu,I own a 12 guage shotgun,and my two main bows are a 72# Damon Howitt,and a 53# Bear Grizzly
My wife probably hunts better then you do,and I have no compunction against waisting an animal that gets a little to friendly around my house.
*memo to self,check to see if the wife got the broadhead out of the shed like she said she would after I waisted that coon this fall
Damn stereotypes are b-s arent they?
A clue,there isnt a single room in this entire house that doesnt have a very large steel object in it fully capable of splitting someone crotch to throat
And on top of that,I freaking loathe the Greatful Dead

[boozeboxer]

You all have racoons in UK?

[Trainer Monkey]

You all have racoons in UK?

Why does everyone assume Im in the UK?
I live in WV
Hell we have bears,its the state animal

[boozeboxer]

I just always assumed you did. MI here.

[Trainer Monkey]

I just always assumed you did. MI here.

Its not just you so dont sweat it
I was born in Germantown PA,right where Hopkins is originally from,I moved to WV about 3 years ago

[boozeboxer]

I read a book about WV the other day. Called the "Buffalo Creek Disaster" if you haven't read it, you should.

[Trainer Monkey]

I read a book about WV the other day. Called the "Buffalo Creek Disaster" if you haven't read it, you should.

The history of the state is really interesting,I live in a town that was once the richest in America around the turn of the century
Running a gym here is kind of funny,everybody comes to the gym,everybody from town thinks we're nuts

[USA LOVES THE KLITSCHKOS]

Its an old joke
I am a self professed liberal and I garuntee you I can outshoot you on any roving range you care to go on
Compound bows are not admissable,some of us dont need training wheels
Sorry to urinate all over your stereotypes,but,I dont eat tofu,I own a 12 guage shotgun,and my two main bows are a 72# Damon Howitt,and a 53# Bear Grizzly
My wife probably hunts better then you do,and I have no compunction against waisting an animal that gets a little to friendly around my house.
*memo to self,check to see if the wife got the broadhead out of the shed like she said she would after I waisted that coon this fall
Damn stereotypes are b-s arent they?
A clue,there isnt a single room in this entire house that doesnt have a very large steel object in it fully capable of splitting someone crotch to throat
And on top of that,I freaking loathe the Greatful Dead

It's not a joke it's was a interview.You have a shotgun? wow!!!Being liberal yankee from philadelphia I guess you had to buy a bow and a shotgun so you wouldn't feel so out of place with them WV boys.I have 10 shotguns(one behind the seat of my truck)15 rifles,seven 330 conibears,three 110 Conibears,two baitcasters six deep sea rigs, I can shoot but have no use for a bow, got my first shotgun when I was eight and trust me yank I can shoot,trap,hunt and fish so if your wife can out hunt me then I hope she's teaching you.I agree with you on one thing the Grateful Dead SUCKBy the way good luck guarding the podarosa from them big,mean,dangerous coons.

[Trainer Monkey]

Its an old joke
I am a self professed liberal and I garuntee you I can outshoot you on any roving range you care to go on
Compound bows are not admissable,some of us dont need training wheels
Sorry to urinate all over your stereotypes,but,I dont eat tofu,I own a 12 guage shotgun,and my two main bows are a 72# Damon Howitt,and a 53# Bear Grizzly
My wife probably hunts better then you do,and I have no compunction against waisting an animal that gets a little to friendly around my house.
*memo to self,check to see if the wife got the broadhead out of the shed like she said she would after I waisted that coon this fall
Damn stereotypes are b-s arent they?
A clue,there isnt a single room in this entire house that doesnt have a very large steel object in it fully capable of splitting someone crotch to throat
And on top of that,I freaking loathe the Greatful Dead

It's not a joke it's was a interview.You have a shotgun? wow!!!Being liberal yankee from philadelphia I guess you had to buy a bow and a shotgun so you wouldn't feel so out of place with them WV boys.I have 10 shotguns(one behind the seat of my truck)15 rifles,seven 330 conibears,three 110 Conibears,two baitcasters six deep sea rigs, I can shoot but have no use for a bow, got my first shotgun when I was eight and trust me yank I can shoot,trap,hunt and fish so if your wife can out hunt me then I hope she's teaching you.I agree with you on one thing the Grateful Dead SUCKBy the way good luck guarding the podarosa from them big,mean,dangerous coons.

Nope sorry,Ive been shooting for years,sorry to urinate all over your stereotype again
Want to see what a custom made boar spear looks like?
I can toddle over to the other room and take a picture for you
I was going to trappers conventions when I was 7,I could tie a fly at the same age.
Avoid making assumptions
Admitably my Remmington Super Magnum 12 guage is more then sufficient for my needs,but I do have a propensity for collecting bows,and swords
Never assume son
Gee golly bubba,I can hunt shoot fish and trap as well,I even occaisionally read North American Hunter Magazine if for no other reason then the letters to the editor section is freaking hilarious,well they call it "Members Sound Off" but same diff
Oh yeah
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

[Cortez The Killer]

Its an old joke
I am a self professed liberal and I garuntee you I can outshoot you on any roving range you care to go on
Compound bows are not admissable,some of us dont need training wheels
Sorry to urinate all over your stereotypes,but,I dont eat tofu,I own a 12 guage shotgun,and my two main bows are a 72# Damon Howitt,and a 53# Bear Grizzly
My wife probably hunts better then you do,and I have no compunction against waisting an animal that gets a little to friendly around my house.
*memo to self,check to see if the wife got the broadhead out of the shed like she said she would after I waisted that coon this fall
Damn stereotypes are b-s arent they?
A clue,there isnt a single room in this entire house that doesnt have a very large steel object in it fully capable of splitting someone crotch to throat
And on top of that,I freaking loathe the Greatful Dead

It's not a joke it's was a interview.You have a shotgun? wow!!!Being liberal yankee from philadelphia I guess you had to buy a bow and a shotgun so you wouldn't feel so out of place with them WV boys.I have 10 shotguns(one behind the seat of my truck)15 rifles,seven 330 conibears,three 110 Conibears,two baitcasters six deep sea rigs, I can shoot but have no use for a bow, got my first shotgun when I was eight and trust me yank I can shoot,trap,hunt and fish so if your wife can out hunt me then I hope she's teaching you.I agree with you on one thing the Grateful Dead SUCKBy the way good luck guarding the podarosa from them big,mean,dangerous coons.

Nope sorry,Ive been shooting for years,sorry to urinate all over your stereotype again
Want to see what a custom made boar spear looks like?
I can toddle over to the other room and take a picture for you
I was going to trappers conventions when I was 7,I could tie a fly at the same age.
Avoid making assumptions
Admitably my Remmington Super Magnum 12 guage is more then sufficient for my needs,but I do have a propensity for collecting bows,and swords
Never assume son
Gee golly bubba,I can hunt shoot fish and trap as well,I even occaisionally read North American Hunter Magazine if for no other reason then the letters to the editor section is freaking hilarious,well they call it "Members Sound Off" but same diff
Oh yeah
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

Trainermonkey, you are livid when you hear about people fighting dogs, but you trap? That is one of the cruelest things to do to an animal and no living creature deserves that. I don't hunt, but I don't have a problem with it because I can understand why some do. But trapping causes much suffering and torture for an animal for most often days before it is finally killed. Some even chew off their own leg to get out of a trap. No sport in it whatsoever, nor any respect for other living things.

I am a dog lover, but would rather watch two dogs fight to the death then have to watch a ________with a jaw trap snapped into it's leg starving, freezing, bleeding, and confused for the last days of it's life.

[Trainer Monkey]

Its an old joke
I am a self professed liberal and I garuntee you I can outshoot you on any roving range you care to go on
Compound bows are not admissable,some of us dont need training wheels
Sorry to urinate all over your stereotypes,but,I dont eat tofu,I own a 12 guage shotgun,and my two main bows are a 72# Damon Howitt,and a 53# Bear Grizzly
My wife probably hunts better then you do,and I have no compunction against waisting an animal that gets a little to friendly around my house.
*memo to self,check to see if the wife got the broadhead out of the shed like she said she would after I waisted that coon this fall
Damn stereotypes are b-s arent they?
A clue,there isnt a single room in this entire house that doesnt have a very large steel object in it fully capable of splitting someone crotch to throat
And on top of that,I freaking loathe the Greatful Dead

It's not a joke it's was a interview.You have a shotgun? wow!!!Being liberal yankee from philadelphia I guess you had to buy a bow and a shotgun so you wouldn't feel so out of place with them WV boys.I have 10 shotguns(one behind the seat of my truck)15 rifles,seven 330 conibears,three 110 Conibears,two baitcasters six deep sea rigs, I can shoot but have no use for a bow, got my first shotgun when I was eight and trust me yank I can shoot,trap,hunt and fish so if your wife can out hunt me then I hope she's teaching you.I agree with you on one thing the Grateful Dead SUCKBy the way good luck guarding the podarosa from them big,mean,dangerous coons.

Nope sorry,Ive been shooting for years,sorry to urinate all over your stereotype again
Want to see what a custom made boar spear looks like?
I can toddle over to the other room and take a picture for you
I was going to trappers conventions when I was 7,I could tie a fly at the same age.
Avoid making assumptions
Admitably my Remmington Super Magnum 12 guage is more then sufficient for my needs,but I do have a propensity for collecting bows,and swords
Never assume son
Gee golly bubba,I can hunt shoot fish and trap as well,I even occaisionally read North American Hunter Magazine if for no other reason then the letters to the editor section is freaking hilarious,well they call it "Members Sound Off" but same diff
Oh yeah
http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.asp

Trainermonkey, you are livid when you hear about people fighting dogs, but you trap? That is one of the cruelest things to do to an animal and no living creature deserves that. I don't hunt, but I don't have a problem with it because I can understand why some do. But trapping causes much suffering and torture for an animal for most often days before it is finally killed. Some even chew off their own leg to get out of a trap. No sport in it whatsoever, nor any respect for other living things.

I am a dog lover, but would rather watch two dogs fight to the death then have to watch a ________with a jaw trap snapped into it's leg starving, freezing, bleeding, and confused for the last days of it's life.

I know how to trap
Theres a difference between knowing how to do something,and doing it.
My Grandfather was a pretty well known trapper

[boozeboxer]

A good trapper checks his traps every day. Alot of traps in the water are rigged with drowner rigs, so the animal drowns immediately. Also the traps "conibears" that USA was referring to kill the animal immediately.

[USA LOVES THE KLITSCHKOS]

A good trapper checks his traps every day. Alot of traps in the water are rigged with drowner rigs, so the animal drowns immediately. Also the traps "conibears" that USA was referring to kill the animal immediately.

Seems like Chuck Adams aka Trainer Monkey would have known that.

[Trainer Monkey]

A good trapper checks his traps every day. Alot of traps in the water are rigged with drowner rigs, so the animal drowns immediately. Also the traps "conibears" that USA was referring to kill the animal immediately.

Seems like Chuck Adams aka Trainer Monkey would have known that.

I still dont trap,you should have known that,I said I can not that I do
Though by the way,Adams uses a machine,not a bow
Woooo hooooo what a man,35 aiming points and a smooth draw built in,why doesnt he just set landmines and salt licks
BTW any other urban legends your hoping to post?