Bilbo requests fashion advice

[Kev]

Ok, so my reading of 'The Game' has led me to understand some things about myself that need improving in order for me to be more attractive and appealing to women..........

My current clothing style can only be described as generic. I just wear jeans and a jumper or a shirt. Nothing fancy at all.

My hair is short back and sides with a little bit spikey, it's an uninteresting browny sort of colour.

I have no accessories whatsoever, no necklace, bracelets, tatooes, a watch or skarfs etc, not even a man bag.


So I want to jazz myself up a bit......but honestly I have no fucking clue what to do!

How do I know what hairstyle would suit my face, and what clothers I SHOULD be wearing?

I've been given the advice to find my own style and see what works for me, well that's great if I HAD a sense of style to begin with

I really need the cool cats on this site, Mick and......well I guess just Mick to advise me.

Come on buddy, any ideas?

[Dizaster]

LOL I considering asking for fashion advice on here but I figured i'd get burnt at the stake with humiliation..

You're just crazy enough to get away with it though...

I was thinking about the same thing though and came across 2 great sites..! I live in Australia though so ordering from either is going to be expensive as hell! Especially the UK one, which will be okay for you though.

Rock Rebel Clothing - Denim
Their is a tonne of "Affliction" stuff on there... the jeans are $$$ as hell, but you're hobit ass will be getting comments left right and centre from women in any of their jeans... I'm thinking of taking out a second mortgage on my house to buy a pair or 2, but scared they won't fit and then i'll be left with $500 worth of useless denim to send back to the other side of the world..
Anyway, their shirts are pretty cool too! Not to tacky, and if you watch the start of Pavlik Taylor,,,, Pavlik takes off his robe to unveil an Affliction t-shirt... If it's good enough for the ghost to sport right before knocking Taylor TFO, it's good for us right?

The other I found is a UK site.. The main attraction I found there were their collection of "Lowlife" belts... They have like 60 different styles and all ultra original.... One is has like this brown cat fur all over it..

Can you say pimp? Match some of the above jeans up with a cool belt,,, their's half your outfit right there..

Here's the link
EBTM - Belts and Band Merchandise and Music Inspired Fashion

Some of the belts are a bit 'rock/punk' but you'll find something that you'll like...


Finally, i've found one other website that has some coooooooool jewellery
Stainless Steel Bracelets

That link takes you directly to the mens bracelets which look trendy enough to suit a budding PUA without being over the top ghetto...


I don't think any man could read that book without feeling their inner pimp wanting to come out ! Good on ya man..

[Kev]

Thanks bro, glad I've given you the confidence to come 'out' as well. We pick up artists should be proud.

A cat fur belt, I like it!

I'm not sure what kind of look to cultivate. I'd like to try a bad boy look but let's be honest I'm a chump and I'd look like a tit dressed like that.

I wish there was some makeover guy with a book and dvd set out there but I can't find anything

Mick on here seems a really stylish guy, but being half Mexican his look obviously would look ridiculous on me so I can't copy him.

I was thinking of dressing like Mystery or Neil Strauss but if I did there's no way I'd even make it to the club alive.

I could even take a taxi and the driver would probably beat me up lol

[Dizaster]

I already thought of a playful routine for the belt as well.

If a girl notices it :

"oh yeah, my belt... *start stroking/petting it*, good old whiskers,,,, she was such a darling.. My neices just lover her,, so when she died I just couldn't bring myself bury her..."

*bang, girl punches you in the arm*

I'm sure Mick will have the goods when he gets here..

[Kev]

I already thought of a playful routine for the belt as well.

If a girl notices it :

"oh yeah, my belt... *start stroking/petting it*, good old whiskers,,,, she was such a darling.. My neices just lover her,, so when she died I just couldn't bring myself bury her..."

*bang, girl punches you in the arm*

I'm sure Mick will have the goods when he gets here..

I was thinking of getting one in elephant or Zebra. I don't think my tale of how I spent a week poaching on the Serengeti would go down very well

[LEGION]

Just put on a nice collar with a leather leash trailing behind and make sure you have vaccinations in order and go out to the park. Also, make sure you shave your ass so no dingleberry's are hanging about. Girls are suckers for a lonely little dog needing a companion; especially ugly ones who whine alot. Hope this helps mutant boy.

[Cortez The Killer]

Well, Bilbo. Even though I am greatly upset by you selling out, and it seems like the old, witty, cynical hermit Bilbo may be gone for good. However, once your confidence is completely shot by a female or two rejecting your advances, all will return to normal, so I will still offer advice I have had many attractive girls/women's in the past year ranging from 18-early 40's and of many different ethnicities, styles, socio-economic status, and temperaments. I have even had a few gay men come on to me, which I find more flattering then an attractive girl/women going slutty over me nowadays!

It is less about what you wear then how you present yourself or show who you are. But clothes/cologne/accessories do help show that, after all many things in the world are based on the superficial and external perception, and picking up women is one of them. So..

Dont wear anything you wont feel comfortable in because no woman wants a man to walk up to them who seems unsure of themselves. I know you are a bit older then I, but a style that can work into the late 20's-early 30's is a nice pair of slim fitting (but not ass grabbingly tight) jeans, a graphic thermal long-sleeve or tee shirt. Something along the lines of "Affliction" but in my opinion that brand is so overdone right now and the designs go too far. You dont want to be another guy walking around with a flaming-tribal-skull or retro-trendy camo design with a celtic tree in the middle, especially if you are around 30. I am in college and see a lot of guys walking around in ass-grabbing jeans and an extra small affliction shirt and leather bracelets but you can tell they are trendy-bandwagon tools and only appeal to girls ages 18-19 who dont know any better. A woman (24 and over) would never give them a second look, and I will assume you are after women over young college girls (though I know you are after as young as you can get, you degenerate pervert )


Maybe you should save the money it would cost for all the clothes, colognes, watches, and buy a Slovakian mail order bride instead? They don't eat much and if you chain them to the bed they can't run away.

[El Kabong]

GQ....read it then go buy similar style threads for cheaper but that will get you the look you want. Go to outlet stores...Polo outlets are the shit as are Brooks Brothers.

Hell if you go into a real Brooks Brothers #1 be ready to drop hella cash and #2 they will tell you what looks good it's their job

[Kirkland Laing]

Speak to female friends and relatives. If you're trying to go from average scruffy bloke to edgily well-dressed overnight you stand a big chance of looking silly. Ask females you know who are over 20 and under 60.

[SigmaMu]

You can walk around with one of these

[No Contest]

Get yourself a nice hat or something, I like to sport a Pork Pie hat or a Bowler. Bowler hats arent for everyone though. Also putting some shoes on those hairy feet would help.

[Dizaster]

You can walk around with one of these

Wearing it around all day will at least help you get over what people think of you... And probably get you bashed though

[No Contest]

Nah, if I saw someone walking around with one of those on, I would definately keep my distance. To go one better you should get one that straps to your chin lololol

[LEGION]

Bilbo is already wearing one, you just can't tell because the important part is up his anus where he keeps is warm next to his Gerbil named Gandalf.

[boozeboxer]

This stuff is going to your head bilbo. Personally I always dress conservatively but very nice. nice sport coat, unless I am going to a real smoky bar then I hate to have my shit all smoked up.


Just dress real nice Bilbos. I like a kick ass button up shirt, lucky. DKNY. silver jeans they don't have to cost a million but just fit nice. Personally DKNY jeans are what I really like. or do it up with nice khakis loads of good stuff out there.

I try to dress in something that if someone took a picture of me that if someone brought it out in a decade I wouldnt be bummed out.

Maybe that isn't the best way to get bimbos. But nice girls like a business looking dude. Business threads and a smile.