Two hunters gag

**Mark TKO** · 03-11-2008 02:56 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says 'OK, now what?'

**Memphis** · 03-11-2008 03:14 PM

hahahaha

That was good

**Saddo** · 03-12-2008 01:13 AM

hahahahaha funny

**:::PSL:::** · 03-12-2008 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by Mark TKO

Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says 'OK, now what?'

Sounds like a Darwin nominee to me.