Believe it or not for the past couple of weeks I've been refereeing various young kids football matches and tournaments and I'm enjoying it.

Not only do I get paid but it keeps me fit and it's good being the bastard in the black for once instead of playing it. I've got a match lined up this Saturday morning. I'm currently looking at getting referee certificates from the FA (Football Association) and I have sent off my detaills:

TheFA.com - Referee

Last week at some tournament some kid took round the keeper and the defender punched the ball over the bar I gave a penalty and he pretended he headed it over, silly cunt. You can feel the pressure though sometimes especially when all their Mums and Dads are watching from the sidelines, so far I haven't messed up and let's hope it stays that way

It's a great experience though.