Bloody neighbours...

[Dizaster]

Last night we had to put our garbage bins out for collection, and because they neighbours have this crusty old couch sitting on their nature strip just next to the road,,, they don't have room for their bin there.. So the put the bloody thing out the front of our house... Fine..

But it doesn't have a lid, and they filled the bastard up so it's over flowing.. Anyway, as I was leaving for work this morning, I noticed a bunch of the rubbish had fallen out of the top of it and was all over the front of our house and on the road...

The garbage man hadn't come yet.. But when I came home at lunch, the bin was empty for collection, but all the garbage was still all over the ground...

I didn't get tooooo mad yet, because they hadn't collected their bin, and probably hadn't seen the mess yet... But decided that if they take the bin in and leave all their shitty mess there to blow up into our yard, then i'm going to get mad...


What do I find when I get home? Their bin had been taken in, but all their shitty mess was all over our yard just as I thought... So I picked up every single piece, and threw it all back into their driveway..


Do you think I did the right thing? Should I have just picked it up and put it in my bin? Should I have gone and said something to them??

I think throwing it into their driveway will make the point hopefully...

But would you just put your bin somewhere, and because shit falls out the top into someone else's yard because your to lazy to get a lid for it... Would you just leave the mess there ? Or pick it up ?

[bikersk]

Ahhh neighbours. You did fine buddy. They deserved it, they should have picked it up. Our new neighbour decided to replace the old fence. It was made of old tin, asbestos roof sheets, sleepers bits of wire and a fridge door. Anyway they said they'd pay for it - COOL. But they just pushed the old fence over into our place so it was leaning on our house, cut down all the trees and shrubs then put up the new fence. I had a back injury so couldn't do much for a while but eventually pulled it down. We threw stuff back into their place - but they just threw it back. When I was pulling it out i was swearing at them the whole time and kicking the fence - hee hee i almost went right through the bloody thing. I cut my leg, got hit in the face with a big piece of old hard wood and got cut and bruised, it was not a good day. We don't really talk.........................

[LEGION]

I'm so glad I don't have neighbors anymore. I honestly don't think I could go back to another family living right next to me.

Before I moved out here to the sticks, I lived next to a family that drove me crazy. The old man and me were cool, but his son and 2 of his daughters made me livid on a daily basis.

My bedroom window was right next to their driveway, and his son would sit in the truck at night and blast music. I asked him several times to stop, but he just laughed and acted like he didn't understand english. He was only 17 and I really couldn't just beat him senseless; plus me and his pops were cool.

I talked to the dad and it stopped for a while, but whenever the old man would leave he would do it just to piss me off. Then him and 2 of his sisters would set the alarm off at all hours and I thought I was going to lose it. Finally I just started blasting Deicide and Slayer out my window whenever they had the whole clan outside on Saturdays and Sundays. I would just sit by my window and smile at them while they were barbecuing, and turn it up so loud my ears were ringing

Of course that just made matters worse. Do you know how annoying it is at 2 in the morning when someone sets their car alarm off 10 feet from your window, just for the fun of it, and let it run for 15 minutes

One night they set it off and were out laughing about it; and I finally snapped. I ran out back, jumped my fence, and told that kid if he ever did it again I'd kill him and they'd be selling his body parts at the fish bait store. I really don't know if he understood what I said, but the girls ran inside and the old man came out and yelled something in Spanish to his son and then the kid went inside. Then me and the old man talked for a while and he was pissed, but cool about it in the end. It never happened again; though I somehow received 4 slashed tires. About 2 months later I moved out here to the middle of nowhere and thank God for that. If I didn't have so many animals that need so much daily care, I would have curb stomped him and gone to jail and been happy.

I actually had to go to the doctors because I would get so mad I would grit my teeth and start screaming; and developed bad "stress headaches", is what the docs told me.

[Douglas]

Last night we had to put our garbage bins out for collection, and because they neighbours have this crusty old couch sitting on their nature strip just next to the road,,, they don't have room for their bin there.. So the put the bloody thing out the front of our house... Fine..

But it doesn't have a lid, and they filled the bastard up so it's over flowing.. Anyway, as I was leaving for work this morning, I noticed a bunch of the rubbish had fallen out of the top of it and was all over the front of our house and on the road...

The garbage man hadn't come yet.. But when I came home at lunch, the bin was empty for collection, but all the garbage was still all over the ground...

I didn't get tooooo mad yet, because they hadn't collected their bin, and probably hadn't seen the mess yet... But decided that if they take the bin in and leave all their shitty mess there to blow up into our yard, then i'm going to get mad...


What do I find when I get home? Their bin had been taken in, but all their shitty mess was all over our yard just as I thought... So I picked up every single piece, and threw it all back into their driveway..


Do you think I did the right thing? Should I have just picked it up and put it in my bin? Should I have gone and said something to them??

I think throwing it into their driveway will make the point hopefully...

But would you just put your bin somewhere, and because shit falls out the top into someone else's yard because your to lazy to get a lid for it... Would you just leave the mess there ? Or pick it up ?

You done the right thing. That'll tell em' it's not okay to just put their garbage anywhere, and next time they'll know better.

[Julius Rain]

Last night we had to put our garbage bins out for collection, and because they neighbours have this crusty old couch sitting on their nature strip just next to the road,,, they don't have room for their bin there.. So the put the bloody thing out the front of our house... Fine..

But it doesn't have a lid, and they filled the bastard up so it's over flowing.. Anyway, as I was leaving for work this morning, I noticed a bunch of the rubbish had fallen out of the top of it and was all over the front of our house and on the road...

The garbage man hadn't come yet.. But when I came home at lunch, the bin was empty for collection, but all the garbage was still all over the ground...

I didn't get tooooo mad yet, because they hadn't collected their bin, and probably hadn't seen the mess yet... But decided that if they take the bin in and leave all their shitty mess there to blow up into our yard, then i'm going to get mad...


What do I find when I get home? Their bin had been taken in, but all their shitty mess was all over our yard just as I thought... So I picked up every single piece, and threw it all back into their driveway..


Do you think I did the right thing? Should I have just picked it up and put it in my bin? Should I have gone and said something to them??

I think throwing it into their driveway will make the point hopefully...

But would you just put your bin somewhere, and because shit falls out the top into someone else's yard because your to lazy to get a lid for it... Would you just leave the mess there ? Or pick it up ?

I been down for the past few days but this put a smile on my face. Bro this reminds me of Jim Carrey, in the Me, Myself and Irene movie.

Remember when he kept seeing his neighbor allow their dog take a shit on his yard.....When he lost it and turned in to his alter ego, he decided to take back the newspaper they kept taking from him and then take a huge turd on their lawn.

I think Im gonna put that movie on and just chill for the rest of the week.

[Andre]

Good thread.Shoud get some more fun replies .

Good job but you could of asked him to pick it up himself and then done what you did if he refused to.

I posted a half empty milkshake back through a car window once,load of blokes in a Mc donalds car park inmy town rubbish everywhere. They were all 4 sitting there talking about getign out giving me a belting so I bowed waved them out and said oh please fucking please all of you get out of the car and they drove off so i booted it in for em. My wife and kids and the girl behind the counter all looked at me like Im the bad guy!

Im a nice man now, i probably would just ask first then mop it up with them, or maybe even ignore it these days.

I have more brains and cant fight so well anymore so last time I acted like an off duty copper (cause I just had a hair cut) and got some rude punk to move his car out of a doorway blocking everyone "before i decide to go back on duty and (hypothetically) book your ass" and check your car for a roadworthy". , the dick head moved it.

I wont bore you with more, although a bloke I know went to his neighbour knocked on the door and gave him a present all wrapped up with a bow and a card (in the box with the fresh turd) that said "Give me sh!t I'll fukkin give you sh!t".

[Saddo]

My neighbours great his wife makes me cake and coffee and he does more work in my garden than i do...

HOPE THIS HELPS

[Dizaster]

Good thread.Shoud get some more fun replies .

Good job but you could of asked him to pick it up himself and then done what you did if he refused to.

I posted a half empty milkshake back through a car window once,load of blokes in a Mc donalds car park inmy town rubbish everywhere. They were all 4 sitting there talking about getign out giving me a belting so I bowed waved them out and said oh please fucking please all of you get out of the car and they drove off so i booted it in for em. My wife and kids and the girl behind the counter all looked at me like Im the bad guy!

Im a nice man now, i probably would just ask first then mop it up with them, or maybe even ignore it these days.

I have more brains and cant fight so well anymore so last time I acted like an off duty copper (cause I just had a hair cut) and got some rude punk to move his car out of a doorway blocking everyone "before i decide to go back on duty and (hypothetically) book your ass" and check your car for a roadworthy". , the dick head moved it.

I wont bore you with more, although a bloke I know went to his neighbour knocked on the door and gave him a present all wrapped up with a bow and a card (in the box with the fresh turd) that said "Give me sh!t I'll fukkin give you sh!t".

Funny funny story.... Where i've moved to, there is a Mcdonalds about 4 minutes way,,,, and on Friday and Saturday night the carpark is full of Italians in their commodores.... And beside very one of the cars on each side is big bags of rubbish and drinks dumped there... It's an all night mcdonalds, and one night coming home about 3 am I went there, and litereally the entire car park looked like a rubbish dump! I've voweled if I actually catch one of the filthy bastards red handed dumping all their shit out the window when there is a bin a few metres away, i'm going to open up my burger and throw it at there back window.. Voweled to do it..


But yes I know what you mean about looking like the bad guy... A few times i've tried to make a point to people when something has just gotten on my last nerv, and my girlfriend is always getting me rowed up by getting pissed off about things as well and going on about them... But as soon as i've ever stepped up to make a point, she changed her tune and calls me crazy and says she can't be with me anymore because I have a scary side...

Sometimes the disrespect in the world just gets to much at times...


Generally i've calmed down now also... I've realised it's a pretty big waste of your life walking around pissed off at everything all the time... I could pretty much look in any direction, any time and find someone doing something that I could get pissed off about..


But these guys making a rubbish tip out of McDonalds car park are still going to cop it one day..

[Andre]

Good thread.Shoud get some more fun replies .

Good job but you could of asked him to pick it up himself and then done what you did if he refused to.

I posted a half empty milkshake back through a car window once,load of blokes in a Mc donalds car park inmy town rubbish everywhere. They were all 4 sitting there talking about getign out giving me a belting so I bowed waved them out and said oh please fucking please all of you get out of the car and they drove off so i booted it in for em. My wife and kids and the girl behind the counter all looked at me like Im the bad guy!

Im a nice man now, i probably would just ask first then mop it up with them, or maybe even ignore it these days.

I have more brains and cant fight so well anymore so last time I acted like an off duty copper (cause I just had a hair cut) and got some rude punk to move his car out of a doorway blocking everyone "before i decide to go back on duty and (hypothetically) book your ass" and check your car for a roadworthy". , the dick head moved it.

I wont bore you with more, although a bloke I know went to his neighbour knocked on the door and gave him a present all wrapped up with a bow and a card (in the box with the fresh turd) that said "Give me sh!t I'll fukkin give you sh!t".

Funny funny story.... Where i've moved to, there is a Mcdonalds about 4 minutes way,,,, and on Friday and Saturday night the carpark is full of Italians in their commodores.... And beside very one of the cars on each side is big bags of rubbish and drinks dumped there... It's an all night mcdonalds, and one night coming home about 3 am I went there, and litereally the entire car park looked like a rubbish dump! I've voweled if I actually catch one of the filthy bastards red handed dumping all their shit out the window when there is a bin a few metres away, i'm going to open up my burger and throw it at there back window.. Voweled to do it..


But yes I know what you mean about looking like the bad guy... A few times i've tried to make a point to people when something has just gotten on my last nerv, and my girlfriend is always getting me rowed up by getting pissed off about things as well and going on about them... But as soon as i've ever stepped up to make a point, she changed her tune and calls me crazy and says she can't be with me anymore because I have a scary side...

Sometimes the disrespect in the world just gets to much at times...


Generally i've calmed down now also... I've realised it's a pretty big waste of your life walking around pissed off at everything all the time... I could pretty much look in any direction, any time and find someone doing something that I could get pissed off about..


But these guys making a rubbish tip out of McDonalds car park are still going to cop it one day..

Those little girls who park in cars al night acting like men, arm themselves these days ,not worth getting stuck with one of their oversized nail files.Theres a phone number you see on the freeways.you get their car number ring it in and say yeah Ill go to court and back up what we saw. They get a warning I belive if its one on one; an immediate fine if you have a few witnesses ,the fine doubles up if they want to try to fight it in court so they just pay I hear.
Havent done it yet but Im tempted to ring and see what they actually do about it.

[Kev]

It's funny I live in a 14 flat apartment complex and even though I barely ever leave the house and spend virtually my whole life in this place I still don't know a single one of my neighbours!

I don't have a clue who lives in the three rooms across my hall, there's a foreign couple, and a gay guy I know as he's the brother of my best mates wife, and another annoying couple who are to be the subject of my rant in a minute.

Apart from that I have no idea who else lives in the building or what they look like. I've never seen them or even heard them, I could be living here completely on my own for all I know.

Anyways about the annoying couple that live across the hall from me.

The apartment I live in is only 4 years old and really nice. It's all well decorated and a nice building to live in. I live on the very top floor, number 13.

Howver the twats across the hall (the dad and his kid) both have push bikes and every day they carry them all the way downstairs and to ride wherever they go and then all the way back up again at night.

I've never seen them do this but we all know they do as there are now black tread marks on every wall on all three floors of the building. It looks scabby as fuck.

Letters have been posted through all the flats doors asking people not to bring bikes into the building but they still continue to do it.

There are thick black tyre marks everywhere now and the whole place will have to be repainted as I doubt they will wash off.

What pisses me off is that this family just don't seem to care at all. You'd think they'd at least try and keep the walls clean or maybe stop hitting them but they just don't give a shit.

It's made the whole apartment look like cheap council flats now and ruind the building for everyone else.

[Youngblood]

My neighbor is prob mid twenties and hot and likes to walk around semi-nude so I'm okay with that. I know she catches me looking all the time and just smiles and pretends like I don't see her. lol O well. Is tough to decide how to watch her. Peek thru the curtains, or just open the blinds and take in the show. But it is no doubt a show...she open her curtains for it and everything.

She incidentally does this usually when her husband is out drinking beer at the bar down the road...which is almost nightly. Funny thing is, I told my dad about it and he says "you prob. shouldn't be looking it's her house and privacy." but then now since I said it he tends to spend more time in the backyard at night tending to his lil flower patch haha...or walking the dog...or fixing shit that ain't even broken.

[Kev]

My neighbor is prob mid twenties and hot and likes to walk around semi-nude so I'm okay with that. I know she catches me looking all the time and just smiles and pretends like I don't see her. lol O well. Is tough to decide how to watch her. Peek thru the curtains, or just open the blinds and take in the show. But it is no doubt a show...she open her curtains for it and everything.

She incidentally does this usually when her husband is out drinking beer at the bar down the road...which is almost nightly. Funny thing is, I told my dad about it and he says "you prob. shouldn't be looking it's her house and privacy." but then now since I said it he tends to spend more time in the backyard at night tending to his lil flower patch haha...or walking the dog...or fixing shit that ain't even broken.

haha reminds me of when I was growing up.

We used to have a really hot next door neighbour who always sunbathed in her back garden but really close to her house so you couldn't see her without resorting to special tactics.

Me and my brother would sit in my bedroom with a big full length mirror and angle it downwards into her garden so we could see her on her sunlounger.

Sometimes it would reflect a massive blinding light in her direction so looking back she must have noticed.

One time I was on my own and actually managed to hook it up perfectly so I could not only see everything but also secure the mirror in place without me having to hold it.

I then spent about 10 mins wanking over her semi naked body.

Looking back it was a pretty risky thing to do as I guess if she looked up she would have been able to see me in the reflection which would have been social death.

But when your 14 that just makes it more exciting.

[amat]

I have great neighbors and then not so great neighbors. I live on a hill and on a lake. Across the street is the lake, dock, ect. No complaints there. On the left there is a HUUUUGGEE house up the hill moreso then mine and they're all the way to the left on his lot so he's way far away. I only see him occasionally when he is on his hammock in his backyard which is pretty close to my window here. He smokes pipe tobacco and it smells reaallyy good. My mom is good friends with his wife, we have barbequed a few times, the guy knows his boxing too actually. Older guy in his 50's.

Anyways, on the other side is where the trouble is. There is a trailer park situated right on the lake, parolees, sex offenders, the whole work. Not a nice place unfortunately I have to walk past it everyday to get to the basketball courts I go to. My weed guy lives there too but he doesn't know I live where I do and have him meet me at the basketball courts. He's a legitimate psycho too, out of San Quentin for less then a year (he claims he was on that Lockup show, haven't seen the San Quentin one) and I've heard him at times screaming at the top of his lungs for no appearant reason shouting nothing. Just screaming. Weird. That place is bad though, not violence wise just a melting pot of nothingness. Actually there are some nice people in there but not many. I hate walking past it especially at night, there is a Mexican guy there who also probably just got out of prison, looks the part, and he always hangs out on the highway with all his friends instead of in the trailer park. I don't think they speak English and they always get silent when I walk by even when I walk on the other side of the street. But I haven't seen him for a while I think he's gone.

It's not that bad, not half as bad as other places I've lived with actual gangs and violence instead of just rift rafts as they call them here.

[Dizaster]

My neighbor is prob mid twenties and hot and likes to walk around semi-nude so I'm okay with that. I know she catches me looking all the time and just smiles and pretends like I don't see her. lol O well. Is tough to decide how to watch her. Peek thru the curtains, or just open the blinds and take in the show. But it is no doubt a show...she open her curtains for it and everything.

She incidentally does this usually when her husband is out drinking beer at the bar down the road...which is almost nightly. Funny thing is, I told my dad about it and he says "you prob. shouldn't be looking it's her house and privacy." but then now since I said it he tends to spend more time in the backyard at night tending to his lil flower patch haha...or walking the dog...or fixing shit that ain't even broken.

You should grab a lazyboy and make a bag of popcorn... :-) oh, and have a table next to the chair with a box of tissues and a tub of vasaline and some binoculars...

That will at least give her a laugh...

[Andre]

It's funny I live in a 14 flat apartment complex and even though I barely ever leave the house and spend virtually my whole life in this place I still don't know a single one of my neighbours!

I don't have a clue who lives in the three rooms across my hall, there's a foreign couple, and a gay guy I know as he's the brother of my best mates wife, and another annoying couple who are to be the subject of my rant in a minute.

Apart from that I have no idea who else lives in the building or what they look like. I've never seen them or even heard them, I could be living here completely on my own for all I know.

Anyways about the annoying couple that live across the hall from me.

The apartment I live in is only 4 years old and really nice. It's all well decorated and a nice building to live in. I live on the very top floor, number 13.

Howver the twats across the hall (the dad and his kid) both have push bikes and every day they carry them all the way downstairs and to ride wherever they go and then all the way back up again at night.

I've never seen them do this but we all know they do as there are now black tread marks on every wall on all three floors of the building. It looks scabby as fuck.

Letters have been posted through all the flats doors asking people not to bring bikes into the building but they still continue to do it.

There are thick black tyre marks everywhere now and the whole place will have to be repainted as I doubt they will wash off.

What pisses me off is that this family just don't seem to care at all. You'd think they'd at least try and keep the walls clean or maybe stop hitting them but they just don't give a shit.

It's made the whole apartment look like cheap council flats now and ruind the building for everyone else.

Who owns the flat? or who is the agent renting them out? Thats where you place the letter too.with the number of flat from where the bikes are and they pay for it all, then they stop doing it or they fuk off cause its expensive.