Re: Michael Phelps
I hate people who can swim properly.
I swim pretty muhc every fookin day at lunch and Im sick to death of being overtaken by OAP's and people with missing limbs.
I secretly compete with Mrs Memphis. She potters up and down and Im strugling to keep up, I have to really put in some effort to 'win'
She says "you dont have to go slow for me, swim fast if you want to" I fucking am trying to swim fast godamit!"!!!!
I console myself in the knowledge that I could beat any one of them in a fight.....if it came down to it like.
Sulk over
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
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