Man implicated in sausage attack set free

[OumaFan]

Man suspected of sausage and spice attack set free - Yahoo! News

[Kev]

haha he broke into their house and smacked them in the face with an 8 inch sausage. Some crimes should be forgiven for the humour they bring.

This reminds me of a story I posted a couple months ago

BBC NEWS | Wales | North West Wales | Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault
Basically there was a bunch of nerds who practise the religion of Jedi ( ) and they were holding a session and filming themselves playing with light sabres.

A drunken man who had downed nearly 10 litres of wine put on a black bin bag as a cape, picked up a metal crutch as a light sabre and shouted 'I am Darth Vadar' before beating them both up.

Rather hilariously he didn't turn up in court so the judge issued a warrent for his arrest and made the witty quip 'I hope the force will soon be with him'

A great story and it's an outrage he gets punished for essentially carrying out a public service.

By the way did you see on your link that dog who dined 911 to save his owner? What a cool dog, and apparently he's done it twice before when his owner has had a seizure. Amazing!

[Kev]

haha I didn't notice before but link I gave actually gives the link to video of the actual 'Darth Vadar' attack footage.

It has to be the gayest attack of all time.

Can't believe he might get jailed for that, what a bunch of absolute tossers

[Spicoli]

Where's Clubber ........?

[boozeboxer]

with all this rain, probably driving his sweeper truck at night killing thousands of frogs.

[Ghost]

Where's Clubber ........?

Taking some time off.

[OumaFan]

The old rub spices in your eyes hit you with 8 inch sausage trick. Some sausages could probably do some damage, like a summer sausage maybe. I mean if you can kill somebody with a rolled up newspaper why not.

I wonder if it was a cynical, world weary, seen it all type cop who interviewed the victims.

It was probably Clubber. 90 percent chance.