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    Default The most heart wrenching spam email I've received yet.

    Just got an email from some middle aged Christian missionary woman dying of terminal cancer. It's absolutely hilarious. She only has two months left to live and wants to give her money to me, a complete stranger, all $5.000.000.00 dollars

    Such a generous and trusting woman. She wants me to donate on her behalf to the poor, saying she is like Moses in the Bible.

    It really is the most inventive and amusing fraud email I've received, and I get a lot of them.


    Here it is in full for anyone who wants a giggle

    My dear,i am here because i read there are people here, to make a lot
    of difference in this life.i think you can make a lot of difference if
    we talk,become god friends in our lord,and see that with greater
    power,comes greater responsibility.you can make a change in the life
    of others,most especially the poor at heart,and the less privileged.
    first,i think i would start all with a proper introduction of myself.

    I am Missionary Allison Robinson, a widow to Late Craig Robinson. I am
    57years old,suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all
    indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious
    that I may not live more than two months after my next surgery,
    because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.My personal
    physician told me that I may not live for more than 2 months and I am so scared
    about it. I have no child of mine, even though i wish i had.it is late
    now you know, since i can not get married again,and age is no longer
    on my side.
    Psalms 119:116
    Uphold me according unto thy word, that I may live, and let me not
    ashamed of my hope.
    Psalms 138: 7 Though I walk in the midst of trouble, thou will revive
    me......
    Psalms 145:18
    Psalms 57: 7 My heart is fixed. O God my heart is fixed, I will sing &
    give praise.
    Psalms51: 17 The sacrifices of God are broken spirit, a broken &
    contrite heart, O God thou will not despise.
    psalms 41: 1 Blessed is he that considereth the poor, the Lord will
    deliver him in time of trouble.
    Two of my favorite verses: Philippians2:27: For indeed he was sick nigh
    unto death, but God had mercy on him & that on him only, but on me
    also, lest I should have sorrow upon sorrow.( I always say this in my
    mind)

    So, I now decide to divide part of my wealth, by contributing to the
    development of the motherless baby homes, needy, poor, charity homes
    and widows too. i am willing to donate the sum of $5.000,000.00, which is
    still the major inheritance i have left.i wish yu could be someone who
    i could trust with all my heart, to make this wish of mine come true.
    Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security company. so i need
    you to use the funds to help the poor.i know this is hard, and it take a
    very strong heart to get this done.but you should keep this saying in your heart,I am like Moses in the
    Bible. He came to the Red Sea and Pharaoh behind him and no way to
    turn but God delivered him all by a miraculous deliverance. It will be a
    miracle from God to be able to help all the dear people God has laid
    on our hearts. This is why with God in my heart, i contact you,and i want you
    to contact me,so we be in contact with all the poor souls out
    there.give new lives,hopes and days.I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is
    vanity" and i hope you will agree with this also. I will be praying
    hard that Satan will not stop this effort. Do contact me and i will
    tell you more of what you wish to know.till you write me God bless you.

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    Default Re: The most heart wrenching spam email I've received yet.

    Can't help but love that she worked in a spiderman quote in there..

    I know when i'm on my last breath, I won't be sending out a random e-mail to someone offering them 5 million... It's just crazy the people would would sit down typing up that whole e-mail... crazy..

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    Default Re: The most heart wrenching spam email I've received yet.

    Plus i'm not sure how a missionary has 5 millions saved, when a well paid account averages to earn less than that over their entire lives..

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    Default Re: The most heart wrenching spam email I've received yet.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dizaster View Post
    Plus i'm not sure how a missionary has 5 millions saved, when a well paid account averages to earn less than that over their entire lives..
    The missonary position is the most popular in Africa but I doubt she could raise 5 mill off it .

    I reply to lots of those and give my work number as the local police number here and my name as the local detective here.
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    Default Re: The most heart wrenching spam email I've received yet.

    Bilbo, you know you could get a computer virus JUST FROM CLICKING ON THOSE SPAM EMAILS. I wouldn't even touch them if I were you.

    All those spammers are as full of shit as a constipated elephant.

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    Default Re: The most heart wrenching spam email I've received yet.

    Clubber you are far to worried about viruses. Whether it's the human kind or the computer kind, stop worrying about stds and don't worry about trojans either, watch real porn Clubber not girls kissing on Youtube. That is all.

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    Default Re: The most heart wrenching spam email I've received yet.

    Quote Originally Posted by amat View Post
    Clubber you are far to worried about viruses. Whether it's the human kind or the computer kind, stop worrying about stds and don't worry about trojans either, watch real porn Clubber not girls kissing on Youtube. That is all.
    Not worried about STDs in real life.

    But PC viruses are no joke. Damn those hackers to hell.

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