Ask the oracle

[ono]

Anybody done it?



You asked:
Will Amir Kahn win tonight
The Oracle replied:
Very, very likely. How else may I help you?






You asked:
Are you my mum
The Oracle replied:
Only on Fridays! I think you’ve got the best questions! I like answering them.





You asked:
Who will be newcastle’s new manager
The Oracle replied:
Will Smith. Unfortunately, things are worse than what they seem.









You asked:
Is mayweather ducking Margarito
The Oracle replied:
I certainly hope so, but the future looks bad. By the way, this issue was the subject of a talk-show in Absurdistan.








You asked:
Is saddoboxing the best site on the net
The Oracle replied:
www.askoracle.net is the best site ever. Count me on this one at least.







You asked:
Do you enjoy giving head
The Oracle replied:
Today I do, but tomorrow I don’t.





You asked:
How many fingers am i holding up
The Oracle replied:
Around 7.



You asked:
Will england beat andorra
The Oracle replied:
With all the uncertainties involved, I’d say no.

[Douglas]

I will try this. Do you have to give out any information if it's a question about love life?

[Douglas]

What a shitload of fuck!!

You asked: I’ve like this girl for almost 5 years, she’s liked me, but I too scared to talk. Will we ever date
The Oracle replied: I speak only English, not Ancient Yatvingian or Manichaean Middle Persian.

[smashup]

WEIRD lol i ain't going on that again


Will cook win tonight
The Oracle replied:
Yes, if you fight bravely.

• Send to a friend

What would you like to ask?

[Douglas]

ou asked: Hi. I’m Floorian!
The Oracle replied: Greetings, my fellow.

























You asked: I like to masturbate!
The Oracle replied: I can’t understand a word you’re saying.




























You asked: I farted and it stinks!
The Oracle replied: I can’t catch your train of thought.

[Douglas]

It's utter bullshit, but still fun though.

You asked: How many posts do I have on the Saddo forums?
The Oracle replied: Two or three.

[smashup]

I asked itif my gf would ever cheat on me...?

No ...it replied your way too handsome and your cocks too big

[smashup]

hahahahaha



You asked: Do women secretly want to fuck me
The Oracle replied: I’m here to provide intellectual services, not entertainment services.

• Send to a friend

What would you like to ask?

[LEGION]

I asked itif my gf would ever cheat on me...?

No ...it replied your way too handsome and your cocks too big

Lucky motherf#cker you

[LEGION]

LOL. I asked it 2 questions.

1. Will I get stabbed to death?

No you won't, but be aware my answers are total crap sometimes.

2. Will I ever be able to suck my own cock?

The odds are against it

[LEGION]

LMAO!! I asked if Clubber would ever get a girlfriend; and it said "Not a Chance"

[Douglas]

LMAO!! I asked if Clubber would ever get a girlfriend; and it said "Not a Chance"

I asked it if a girl likes me (I said her name), and it said "No, he doesn't".

[ICB]

Should I have a child?

The Oracle replied: I don’t think you should.


Charming

[ICB]

You asked:

Am i great boxer

The Oracle replied:

Yeah.


Sweet as a nut

[ono]

You asked:

Am i great boxer

The Oracle replied:

Yeah.


Sweet as a nut

The oracle never lies