Last Update on My Buddy Marten

[LEGION]

I believe today is Marten's last day in his enclosure; and good thing as these pics seem to indicate he is not thinking straight.

Why he would allow a puffy to drink from his hands is beyond me; but I think my friend needs out of that cage and needs to get himself a woman to sleep in bed with instead of snakes

And Bilbo; STFU

Puff adders are actually quite dainty - TRR Forums

[Trainer Monkey]

You know,people give me shit for having a Pitt Bull.............

[LEGION]

You know,people give me shit for having a Pitt Bull.............

I get it for having a bunch of pit bulls and a handful of snakes; though I don't sleep with mine

[Trainer Monkey]

You know,people give me shit for having a Pitt Bull.............

I get it for having a bunch of pit bulls and a handful of snakes; though I don't sleep with mine

The snakes or the Pitt
Because on a cold day,a brindle ass rolled over your toes is toasty warm. He's happy,and my feet are warm.

[LEGION]

You know,people give me shit for having a Pitt Bull.............

I get it for having a bunch of pit bulls and a handful of snakes; though I don't sleep with mine

The snakes or the Pitt
Because on a cold day,a brindle ass rolled over your toes is toasty warm. He's happy,and my feet are warm.

My bad; the snakes And I usually don't let my pits sleep with me as I got Kathy to keep me warm. She likes Napolean to sleep with us occasionally but the fat ass farts all night and snores and it's annoying.

Here he is in all his plumpness

[Trainer Monkey]

Dear god,what other dog did he eat?
Luckily my brindle ass is trim
Mind Leslie doesnt want him in bed,so as soon as she goes to work I feel a cold nose nudging the covers

[LEGION]

Dear god,what other dog did he eat?
Luckily my brindle ass is trim
Mind Leslie doesnt want him in bed,so as soon as she goes to work I feel a cold nose nudging the covers

Well that's Kathy's baby; so I am not responsible for his diet and consequently his heart exploding He eats cookies, ice cream, donuts, pickles whatever she throws to him. He's disgusting. And he burps with the best of them after a meal

[Trainer Monkey]

Dear god,what other dog did he eat?
Luckily my brindle ass is trim
Mind Leslie doesnt want him in bed,so as soon as she goes to work I feel a cold nose nudging the covers

Well that's Kathy's baby; so I am not responsible for his diet and consequently his heart exploding He eats cookies, ice cream, donuts, pickles whatever she throws to him. He's disgusting. And he burps with the best of them after a meal

We've basically got pure Florida Boar Pitt,trim,barky,and a nose that wont quit.
Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I wish this woman that wants me to train her kid would call back,Im holding off on my shower to do buisness

[Kev]

I believe today is Marten's last day in his enclosure; and good thing as these pics seem to indicate he is not thinking straight.

Why he would allow a puffy to drink from his hands is beyond me; but I think my friend needs out of that cage and needs to get himself a woman to sleep in bed with instead of snakes

And Bilbo; STFU

Puff adders are actually quite dainty - TRR Forums

At least he survived the burglers then. Will there be anybody to let him out of his enclosure tomorrow? I imagine all those involved got bored and went home weeks ago leaving whatever room his enclosure is housed in completely deserted.

He'll likely come out to a room in the dark, with the doors locked, no sign of life and tumbleweeds blowing in the carpark outside.

I also love how his own posts on his own forum, devoted to fellow snakophiles can't even generate any replies.

It's like you are the only person in the world other than Marty who remotely cares about where he has been these past few months.

But you can tell him that I at least did take a passing interest, at least up until the point I realised the chances of him being killed sadly were not that high.

[LEGION]

I believe today is Marten's last day in his enclosure; and good thing as these pics seem to indicate he is not thinking straight.

Why he would allow a puffy to drink from his hands is beyond me; but I think my friend needs out of that cage and needs to get himself a woman to sleep in bed with instead of snakes

And Bilbo; STFU

Puff adders are actually quite dainty - TRR Forums

At least he survived the burglers then. Will there be anybody to let him out of his enclosure tomorrow? I imagine all those involved got bored and went home weeks ago leaving whatever room his enclosure is housed in completely deserted.

He'll likely come out to a room in the dark, with the doors locked, no sign of life and tumbleweeds blowing in the carpark outside.

I also love how his own posts on his own forum, devoted to fellow snakophiles can't even generate any replies.

It's like you are the only person in the world other than Marty who remotely cares about where he has been these past few months.

But you can tell him that I at least did take a passing interest, at least up until the point I realised the chances of him being killed sadly were not that high.

I wanted to break your post down sentence by sentence; but alas I don't know how to do it so I'll just say that's the funniest shat I've read in a while

Yeah it's slow on the forum so I don't think anyone has replied yet; but they will tonight.

Fucking tumbleweeds

[Kev]

lol gald you are able to join in my laughter at him

Seriously I'm sure it's been worthwhile what he's done, hope he raised a bit for charity.

But its far more natural and fun for me to mock anything associated with you as I'm sure you understand

[LEGION]

lol gald you are able to join in my laughter at him

Seriously I'm sure it's been worthwhile what he's done, hope he raised a bit for charity.

But its far more natural and fun for me to mock anything associated with you as I'm sure you understand

I understand completely; it's become rather predictable watching you mock people who actually do more in life than walk from one room to the other between tea time and frenzied acts of wanking.

[Kev]

lol gald you are able to join in my laughter at him

Seriously I'm sure it's been worthwhile what he's done, hope he raised a bit for charity.

But its far more natural and fun for me to mock anything associated with you as I'm sure you understand

I understand completely; it's become rather predictable watching you mock people who actually do more in life than walk from one room to the other between tea time and frenzied acts of wanking.

You joke but seriously I reckon I've set several world mastubatary records over the past 15 years or so.

When your one of the world's best who is to say that is time wasted?

[LEGION]

lol gald you are able to join in my laughter at him

Seriously I'm sure it's been worthwhile what he's done, hope he raised a bit for charity.

But its far more natural and fun for me to mock anything associated with you as I'm sure you understand

I understand completely; it's become rather predictable watching you mock people who actually do more in life than walk from one room to the other between tea time and frenzied acts of wanking.

You joke but seriously I reckon I've set several world mastubatary records over the past 15 years or so.

When your one of the world's best who is to say that is time wasted?

We all have talents. Have you ever measured distances? I hit the wall once from several feet back and it knocked the paint off

[amat]

This is actually awesome, and I check back there fairly regulary and it's a great conversation point with a bunch of people I know. How crazy, I know nothing of snakes but that's just crazy and don't think it's boring at all. I thought it was cool, he should have made a documentary about it. How he seems to have bonded with the snake is awesome.