Just in from the pub and had my curry.
Anyway..........
Last night I had this strange dream that I had written the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
As it happens I was just tolkien in my sleep....
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Just in from the pub and had my curry.
Anyway..........
Last night I had this strange dream that I had written the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
As it happens I was just tolkien in my sleep....
Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
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, So anyway this dyslexic walks into a bra.
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Whats the difference between a cello and a coffin?
The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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Fridays always bad for me ,I lost my wife on a Friday.
Poker can be tough.
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What do you call a policewoman with a shaved pussy?
Cuntstubble.
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You hear about the two lesbians who built a house without using any nails?
It was all tongue 'n groove.
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A little kid dressed in a bath robe with a cigar in his mouth, answers the front door.
The salesman asks "Is your mum or dad there please".
Kid takes a puff and says "What the fuk do you think?"
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Re: Friday gag - I almost forgot
Originally Posted by Andre
A little kid dressed in a bath robe with a cigar in his mouth, answers the front door.
The salesman asks "Is your mum or dad there please".
Kid takes a puff and says "What the fuk do you think?"
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