I could have tossed the car 16 blocks

[BoxingGorilla]

I had to drive myself to a doc appointment this afternoon. BG doesn't trust just anyone to transport him across enemy lines and everyone I am comfortable with was "busy."

My girlfriend could not escape work since this is Easter week and she works at the market. She did give me verbal directions right before I left, her reason being that "I would feel confident" traveling alone to a part of the city I have never been to before if she guided me with her wisdom and foresight.

Well, it was a disaster friends.

I thought she said "Go 295."
It turns out that she said "Go to 95."

[Andre]

Late? lost ? mugged? robbed? arrested? broke down? molested at the surgery?
Where are you exactly and where did you end up?

[BoxingGorilla]

Late? lost ? mugged? robbed? arrested? broke down? molested at the surgery?
Where are you exactly and where did you end up?

I ended up on the wrong side of Baltimore City. Not dangerously wrong, just miles upon miles in the opposite direction wrong.

Why say go "to" 95? That is what sickens me. In case I was going to drive "away" from 95? I heard "go 295" because that is what made sense in the context of the conversation.

[Andre]

Mate I told my misses "Im going to park the old work truck in the paddock next door so that we can all fit our other cars in here behind the gates.

I go out i the old truck come back home and guess where she has parked her car?
Yep right across the front of the only entrance into the paddock next door.
She has small ears and large mouth . told her that once and she shut up shop for a week, both ends,big deal .
theres no escape, someone nice may come along and shoot me .