Some days are a test.

[Andre]

Dont know if you got my snese of humour or not ..
Today I had take both my daughters to get all their wisdom teeth out ( IS that cause they are women?) never mind,. Full surgery ,starvation for hours before and all the rest.5 grand later blah blah blah anyway sitting there in the day surgery and on the telly is a ho ho ho pirate movie with someone being held down in a bath with a cloth in their mouth getting old time surgery performed on their back with a hot poker! That finishes and a fucking cooking show comes on .

Reminded me of last year as I was waiting for a plane to Africa I shit you not we are in the departure lounge and we are watching air crashes and this jumbo jet actually cartwhells down the runway as we are looking at our jumbo jet out the window .

[donnydarkoIRL]

LoL how brilliant!

[Saddo]

took my yongest to the dentist in Germany for the first time last year.

we sat down and in the next room there was a kid screaming. my son asked what the child was screaming about i told him he chipped his tooth in his swimming pool (that is why we went LOL)

he looked at me and laughed thinking i was joking till he got in the room and seen the massive needle and a dentist talking to him in German

[OumaFan]

I talked to my step dad the other day, had to get a colonoscopy or whatever it is where they stick a tube up your ass (bit sad that I can't make a CutmeMick joke there anymore, I've never really known Steelie very well). Had to go over twenty four hours without eating, drink about a gallon of some nasty stuff to clear out his system. At least they gassed him.

If I make it past 60 think I'll just take my chances with colon cancer

[Dark Lord Al]

Dont know if you got my snese of humour or not ..
Today I had take both my daughters to get all their wisdom teeth out ( IS that cause they are women?) never mind,. Full surgery ,starvation for hours before and all the rest.5 grand later blah blah blah anyway sitting there in the day surgery and on the telly is a ho ho ho pirate movie with someone being held down in a bath with a cloth in their mouth getting old time surgery performed on their back with a hot poker! That finishes and a fucking cooking show comes on .

Reminded me of last year as I was waiting for a plane to Africa I shit you not we are in the departure lounge and we are watching air crashes and this jumbo jet actually cartwhells down the runway as we are looking at our jumbo jet out the window .

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Yes Andre this is the case , because if they were both Men then they would be your sons with wisdom teeth problems

[Andre]

Dont know if you got my snese of humour or not ..
Today I had take both my daughters to get all their wisdom teeth out ( IS that cause they are women?) never mind,. Full surgery ,starvation for hours before and all the rest.5 grand later blah blah blah anyway sitting there in the day surgery and on the telly is a ho ho ho pirate movie with someone being held down in a bath with a cloth in their mouth getting old time surgery performed on their back with a hot poker! That finishes and a fucking cooking show comes on .

Reminded me of last year as I was waiting for a plane to Africa I shit you not we are in the departure lounge and we are watching air crashes and this jumbo jet actually cartwhells down the runway as we are looking at our jumbo jet out the window .

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Yes Andre this is the case , because if they were both Men then they would be your sons with wisdom teeth problems

another bent on it !


I was thinking more up the lines of wisdom and the fem connection .

[Andre]

took my yongest to the dentist in Germany for the first time last year.

we sat down and in the next room there was a kid screaming. my son asked what the child was screaming about i told him he chipped his tooth in his swimming pool (that is why we went LOL)

he looked at me and laughed thinking i was joking till he got in the room and seen the massive needle and a dentist talking to him in German

Hahaha, poor kid. " Son this is Dr Mendler we have to leave you here with him and his SS frauline secretary ok?"

[Andre]

I talked to my step dad the other day, had to get a colonoscopy or whatever it is where they stick a tube up your ass (bit sad that I can't make a CutmeMick joke there anymore, I've never really known Steelie very well). Had to go over twenty four hours without eating, drink about a gallon of some nasty stuff to clear out his system. At least they gassed him.

If I make it past 60 think I'll just take my chances with colon cancer

You will take them at 50 belive me .

[Andre]

LoL how brilliant!

Yeah couldn't have wrote it better myself, life just seems to come up with that type of stuff!

When I was in the terminal get it "terminal"

I actually laughed out loud and said "hey check this out" to my nearest passengers around me and pointed at the screen. Some laughed, some not; made it even even funnier for me.