Tears? Knocked out but earns a draw? Falls (LOL) out of the ring? All have been taken. Try again.
I'm on the record saying we get to see a repeat of the Andrew Six Heads Lewis "leaves the ring to take a shit" move.
Tears? Knocked out but earns a draw? Falls (LOL) out of the ring? All have been taken. Try again.
I'm on the record saying we get to see a repeat of the Andrew Six Heads Lewis "leaves the ring to take a shit" move.
Cintron stumbles out of the ring again during an exchange , but as he is falling to the floor , FANMAN swoops down and catches him , returning him to the ring .![]()
Just watched this, unbelievable! He was winning the fight but it wasn't going to stay that way for long. I'm never one to question a boxer's heart but to me that was his ticket out of there and he took it.
Does anyone remember that fight where the mom of one boxer steps into the ring and started beating the other boxer with a shoe ?
I'm pretty sure Cintron has a mom...so there is that possibility...![]()
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I usually don't care if any one agrees with my opinion, but in this case I'm happy to see I'm not the only calling this farce a farce. Okay, that's all.
Bring on the re-tractors now...
Reminds of the Hopkins fight years ago where he fell out the ring and claimed he was injured. I think that one was ruled a NC though.
I have no doubt that he will be abducted by aliens next time out.
You can't fall out of those cage fights.
"If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.
The reanimated corpse of Fan Man will soar into the ring and render Cintron's opponents unconscious. Cintron will subsequently be awarded a UD which no one can explain.
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Last edited by CFH; 05-10-2010 at 07:29 AM.
When he has his nect fight and is gettin into an exchange of punches he will drop to one knee press a secret button on his boots, then his super rocket launchers will boost him up in the air allowin him to get outta way .........................................
but i think they may be too powerful and he'll go straight up into space never to be heard from again![]()
The ref will slip on a puddle of water in Cintron's corner, catching him with an unintentional left hook that will open up a cut above his eye the doctor will rule too bad for him to continue.
Cintrol loses the fight with his hood on the way to the ring next time and trips over a fan, loose cabling or slips on spilled beer and tears a ligament. He limps to center ring crying when the refs call him to touch em up. Everyone feels bad, the fight is stopped and he's awarded a unanimous decision and some special WBA super duper purple heart belt for sucking it up and being such a trooper.
They want your @$$ beat because upsets make news. News brings about excitement, excitement brings about ratings. The objective is to bring you up to the tower and tear your @$$ down. And if you don't believe that, you're crazy.
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Cintron get's hit behind the head and hit's the canvas pretending to have some form a seizure. Williams is disqualified and Cintron walks out of the ring on his own two feet.
His trunks fall down, he trips and in his fall knock the referee who's passing between the second an third room and end up, much to his joy, on the card girls.
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