I have to say, and no offense here, that I'd go with Lyle. Just cause he'd constantly talk about nanny-staters and I just couldn't deal with that.

I already know what Miles' twitter account would be like since saddoboxing is Miles' twitter account.

I have no idea who would have the best one. Spicoli's would probably be good. Miles and Bilbo would have a hard time dealing with the fact that you can't post 500 word tweets.