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[Mattyhitman]

What do you call a man with an elastic band for a toe........?

















Roberto

[smashup]

Cool new shit joke thread...


Not got any at present but i did feint face first into my Curry last week when i heard REM had Split



















That's me in the Korma

[Mark TKO]

Cool new shit joke thread...
Not got any at present but i did feint face first into my Curry last week when i heard REM had Split
That's me in the Korma

that really hurts..............sometimes

[Ghost]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?










































fsh

[Mattyhitman]

Cool new shit joke thread...

What !?!? thats one of the best jokes I have ever told

[Gandalf]

Mattyhitman neg repped me and called me a loser earlier. Great thread too, mate!

You would never catch me starting threads like this nor instigating neg rep.

Wanker.

[Mattyhitman]

Mattyhitman neg repped me and called me a loser earlier. Great thread too, mate!

You would never catch me starting threads like this nor instigating neg rep.

Wanker.

What ya talking about ya fool, I wouldnt know how, or ever want to neg rep someone, get a life

Explain this to me please!

[Gandalf]

Did I say wanker? I meant typical Englishman. And now I am raging....

But I do apologise.

It was another guy with the name Matt. There are too many of you.

I got you mixed up, I will go for his jugular.

[Gandalf]

No, sorry about that. I am just saying things that I think are funny and I get these people calling me a loser and being mean to me. And then I have Bilbo waiting on the sidelines awaiting his perfomance and so when I get criticism I sometimes overreact. I actually care, probably my biggest character weakness.

[Mattyhitman]

Did I say wanker? I meant typical Englishman. And now I am raging....

But I do apologise.

It was another guy with the name Matt. There are too many of you.

I got you mixed up, I will go for his jugular.

LOL, apology accepted

I was wandering why i got a rep with a red marker next to it from you, asking if i liked mma?!, thought it was rather random

Mattboxingfan it will be no doubt, he can be quite obnoxious !

[Gandalf]

Did I say wanker? I meant typical Englishman. And now I am raging....

But I do apologise.

It was another guy with the name Matt. There are too many of you.

I got you mixed up, I will go for his jugular.

LOL, apology accepted

I was wandering why i got a rep with a red marker next to it from you, asking if i liked mma?!, thought it was rather random

Mattboxingfan it will be no doubt, he can be quite obnoxious !

I feel really bad about this actually.

I want to be reasonable with everyone, but that fucker out of the blue neg repped me and called me a loser and I had no idea why. I mean at least Ruthless Rocco could justify himself. Or Bilbo too. But I'm sure these guys know the lines I am pulling. For someone to really dislike me that much. Oh well.

I will get him back. The cunt.

[Master]

What does Wolverine dress up as on Christmas day?
Santa Claws.

(I made that up myself)

[Mark TKO]

Q : What does Master dress up as 365 days a year ?

A : A prick

[Master]

Q : What does Master dress up as 365 days a year ?

A : A prick

That s one of your better jokes, which shows how crap your other jokes are.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

These jokes really belong in the Hidden Boards ........... good thinking.