Missus asks for fight challenge

[amboxer21]

My girl suggested that if I'm prepared to prove my manhood and take a fight with a pro boxer and get laid out in the ring, she'll let me have an afternoon of sex to let me make a baby with her.

Any fighters out there who'll fight me and lay me out? needs videoing to show girlfriend I was man enough!

[Beanflicker]

Did you ever spar with the guy from this forum?

[AdamGB]

You haven't even said what country you're from... Let alone the city etc.

What kind of chump stays in a relationship where something as ordinary as having sex once requires such a prerequisite?

[beenKOed]

You haven't even said what country you're from... Let alone the city etc.

What kind of chump stays in a relationship where something as ordinary as having sex once requires such a prerequisite?

We know three things. He's young, he's whipped, and he's not from India.

[amboxer21]

Im from Manchester, uk.

I think its a foreplay thing for her I think.

[amboxer21]

Not yet. Anyone will do.

[Primo Carnera]

My girl suggested that if I'm prepared to prove my manhood and take a fight with a pro boxer and get laid out in the ring, she'll let me have an afternoon of sex to let me make a baby with her.

Any fighters out there who'll fight me and lay me out? needs videoing to show girlfriend I was man enough!

So let me get this right. Your missus gets turned on by watching her fella get beat up? And then she's prepared to let you father her children? That's big of her!
Have you thought this one out bud?

[amboxer21]

Its not as it sounds. It may look like my missus wants to see me get beat up, but its not like that. I know how she thinks, or at least I think I do.

Its a turn on thing for her, seeing me fight.

I think she'd like to see me lose a fight once so I can show her Im a man. Don't forget, who are we to work out how a womans mind works!

If losing a fight to get with your missus, it would be worth it.

[El Kabong]

Sounds like she's interested in cuckolding but maybe that's just me reading too much into the situation.

[Master]

@Tam Seddon please beat this poster up.

Also video the sex please and send it to me please.

[Kirkland Laing]

We can sort you out with a pro to flatten you but you'll have to get her to agree to let us all have a go first.

[amboxer21]

I dont thing she'll wanna let you all have a go as well. She's already got the perfect lover!

Id be happy to give her a bit extra for you.

[AdamGB]

If you're the perfect lover she'd be desperate for you, not making you jump through hoops for a single afternoon of sex...

I've checked your posts about finding sparring/'going pro'/'non sparring fights' and I get the impression that you don't know exactly how it all works and that you've not been in a proper boxing gym before/properly?

Manchester is full of boxing clubs and pro gyms mate... Just go to one if you want to box...

[Master]

You are not the UK version Charlie Zelenoff are you?

[Spicoli]

What happens if you actually win. Does she go for a spin with the guy you just ironed out?

If you're going to throw it anyway, just slip ICB $20 and tell em to go easy