Will you bathe this month at all?

[brocktonblockbust]

I was just wondering how many of you would turn on the water, either bath or shower, and look for a bar of soap and then get under the water for a little and soap up yourselves to wash off your bodies and get "clean". Is it hard to do, and how long does it take, like 3 or 4 minutes? I think it will be a little messed up but I guess I can try it. I have been a bit excited lately trying to picture the feeling of it, what the water will feel like on a person's skin, it's just so weird, I guess there's only one way to find out. Sometimes in life there's stuff you gotta do, whether we like it or not, so will this be the month to find out?

[Beanz]

Mate you need the posting equivalent of a tampon to stop this stuff dripping out.

[SlimTrae]

Showers have ruled over baths for me for quite some time. It wastes more water, but hey, enjoy it while I can.

[brocktonblockbust]

Showers have ruled over baths for me for quite some time. It wastes more water, but hey, enjoy it while I can.

@Greenbeanz now you see @SlimTrae found a way to contribute that would help me take a shower and make the world "cleaner" from my posts. Beanz if you suggest a type of soap or bathing method, it could help me with my posting problem of OCD posting of bathing or broasting problems; Broasted chicken in a Creamed Corn Scalp, rubbed all over the Crown of The Pumpkin, and haircut like a Pie. @Andre Hair Pie - Bake 1

Hair Pie, Beanz, you need a slice ol' boy, strrrrraight from THE BEEF

[brocktonblockbust]

@Dia bando @p4pking @Greenbeanz @Fenster @Memphis (reminds you of your wild days I bet)

[Spicoli]

Usually I leave work with a variety of odors. Tom cat urine, blood and anal glands seems a Friday norm so I start stripping in car so I don't pull random hair balls or turd nuggets out of my scrubs and hand them to the cashier upon checkout. True story its a wonder I can make it into the house before having a box of Ajaxs and a garden hose thrown at me.

[brocktonblockbust]

That is some wild stink ass s*** on a Greyhound bus. I took Greyhound 3-4 times from New York to California and I know what you mean about the bathroom in the back. A homeless man had somehow purchased a seat on the bus all the way at the back next to the toilet and he spent the entire ride with his head hanging off the arm rest into the bathroom with drool dripping out of his mouth onto the floor into a puddle which became bigger and bigger as the hours passed. He smell like dirty ass rotten kimchi and German body odor Syrian immigrants in an asylum seekers camp