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    Default What fighter would you make a captured terrorist watch to sh-t his pants?

    Prime Tyson

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    Default Re: What fighter would you make a captured terrorist watch to sh-t his pants?

    Are you trying to tell us something?

    Have you captured a terrorist and this is a new way of torture for the US?

    Just get Tyson to beat them up.
    Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
    Are you trying to tell us something?

    Have you captured a terrorist and this is a new way of torture for the US?

    Just get Tyson to beat them up.

    Yes.

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    Default Re: What fighter would you make a captured terrorist watch to sh-t his pants?

    Naz losing.
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    I can explain it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by holmcall View Post
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    Shit from fear.

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    Naz losing.
    Shit from laughter.

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    Default Re: What fighter would you make a captured terrorist watch to sh-t his pants?

    Morning

    Just finishing my first cup of nabob on this -17 morning and came across this gem.

    I'm going to a different approach. Seeing that the guy would be willing to off himself to get laid in some spiritual fairytale I doubt any particular fight would cause him to release his bowels. I thought of Pintor/Owen,Holy/Qawi, Minter/Jaccapuci, Foreman/Lyle, Eubank/Watson 2, Griffirh/Paret and I see the fk-wad smiling.


    So I went with attrition to achieve the desired goal. The time 1909 and the place, the circus grounds in Paris. First we'd drink about 10 pints of room temperature swill and eat a pile of scurvy ridden grub while hanging around the tent. When called to sit for the upcoming melee I would handcuff the schlep to the seat. The combatants this evening are Joe Jeanette and Sam Mcvea. The fight went 48 three minute rounds and provided about 35 knockdowns give or take a few either way and lasted close to 3 hours. I'm confident given all the factors that he'd shit himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IamInuit View Post
    Morning

    Just finishing my first cup of nabob on this -17 morning and came across this gem.

    I'm going to a different approach. Seeing that the guy would be willing to off himself to get laid in some spiritual fairytale I doubt any particular fight would cause him to release his bowels. I thought of Pintor/Owen,Holy/Qawi, Minter/Jaccapuci, Foreman/Lyle, Eubank/Watson 2, Griffirh/Paret and I see the fk-wad smiling.


    So I went with attrition to achieve the desired goal. The time 1909 and the place, the circus grounds in Paris. First we'd drink about 10 pints of room temperature swill and eat a pile of scurvy ridden grub while hanging around the tent. When called to sit for the upcoming melee I would handcuff the schlep to the seat. The combatants this evening are Joe Jeanette and Sam Mcvea. The fight went 48 three minute rounds and provided about 35 knockdowns give or take a few either way and lasted close to 3 hours. I'm confident given all the factors that he'd shit himself.
    Your winters sound mental, it must be like a second childhood where you have to wait for summer before your walnuts pop back out of hibernation.

    I'd make him watch Frazier v Foreman and say, " you see that guy who keeps getting back up, that's Joe and he is coming round later to use you like a heavy bag. He wont have gloves on so his skin may break and his knuckle might pop but you can see he won't even stop to draw breath. Good luck with trying to keep enough concentration to pray for it to end. Big George would be merciful and quick, but he's busy."
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    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=631834643593939


    This will make his bowels rumble

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    Malik Scott. He--THE TERROSIT-- would cry for mercy and confess forthwith.
    Last edited by holmcall; 11-17-2016 at 09:13 AM.

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    Chilemba. The Terrorist would beg for mercy.

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    Default Re: What fighter would you make a captured terrorist watch to sh-t his pants?

    Just play them this video, if you haven't ever seen it before, watch it

    He is the fucking beaver in the hole


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    Default Re: What fighter would you make a captured terrorist watch to sh-t his pants?

    Valero
    You say tomato,
    ‘n I say …… it correctly.

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    I say andre ward, the terrorist would see he can beat him up and beat him down but then ward will still win anyway and the terrorist leaves with nothing. scary.

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    Default Re: What fighter would you make a captured terrorist watch to sh-t his pants?

    Lebedev. Just looking at him makes my bowels rumble.

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