Um....

[Beanz]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...r-penises.html

[Master]

[Gandalf]

I get the length of the condom, but why on earth is it over 4 inches wide? I have never seen a condom 4 inches wide.

[El Kabong]

I get the length of the condom, but why on earth is it over 4 inches wide? I have never seen a condom 4 inches wide.

The fuck is a "condom"?

[walrus]

I get the length of the condom, but why on earth is it over 4 inches wide? I have never seen a condom 4 inches wide.

We have the girth of a beer can

[Dark Lord Al]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...r-penises.html

Don't you read the mirror ?

[Beanz]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...r-penises.html

Don't you read the mirror ?

I actually got paid by the Mirror Group today but no, I don't read The Mirror or papers much at all, but when I do, I read right across the political spectrum, from The Times to the Guardian. It is never a good idea to live your life in an echo chamber where all you mates and colleagues agree with you. The Mail is something I usually avoid as it is the worst kind of garbage, but that popped up in my feed and made me laugh.