Hemorrohoids!!!!!!!!

[TheBESTP4P]

When training hard are there certain techniques that cause hemorrohoids and if you already have them how do you get rid of them?
PS: this is for a friend of mine

[Heavy D]

Basically, hemorrhoids are caused by excess pressure on in the anus, which causes swelling in the veins down there. A big cause of this is trying too hard when makin #2, if you catch my drift. But basically, anything that stresses that area too hard can cause them swell. I'd guess the only exercise that would really cause that might be trying WAYYYYY too hard doing squats.

As far as what to do
http://www.webmd.com/hw/hemorrhoids/hw213707.asp
To summarize that real quick...not much you can do. Most important is DO NOT RUB THE AFFECTED AREA. May not sound like a big problem, except you have to wipe, which is a problem. Get some baby wipes, and don't wipe so much as blot.
Also, no aspirin or ibuprofen for pain....they can make it worse....stick to acetaminophen (tylenol).

[emma]

you dont get hemorrohoids from training do you? dear me lets hope noone kicks audley up the arse then

[Douglas]

When you have hemorrohoids, your guts are literally trying to come out of your ass. (they hurt like a motherfucker). You usually get them from bending over to pick up heavy objects and stuff. I hope you ain't gettin them from training.

[TheBESTP4P]

Basically, hemorrhoids are caused by excess pressure on in the anus, which causes swelling in the veins down there. A big cause of this is trying too hard when makin #2, if you catch my drift. But basically, anything that stresses that area too hard can cause them swell. I'd guess the only exercise that would really cause that might be trying WAYYYYY too hard doing squats.

As far as what to do
http://www.webmd.com/hw/hemorrhoids/hw213707.asp
To summarize that real quick...not much you can do. Most important is DO NOT RUB THE AFFECTED AREA. May not sound like a big problem, except you have to wipe, which is a problem. Get some baby wipes, and don't wipe so much as blot.
Also, no aspirin or ibuprofen for pain....they can make it worse....stick to acetaminophen (tylenol).

cool click! im sure my friend appreciates your advice and taking this question seriously

[TheBESTP4P]

When you have hemorrohoids, your guts are literally trying to come out of your a**. (they hurt like a motherfucker). You usually get them from bending over to pick up heavy objects and stuff. I hope you ain't gettin them from training.

yea but in theory if u work out hard core, hard core lifting, power squats, and even the friction of just sitting on an uncomfortable seat while you lifting or riding your moutain bike for hours. OUCH. its like once u get them i can see how they totally hinder your performance and training.

[Heavy D]

It's not your guts tryin to come out your butt :P There's two hemorrhoidal veins, one in the in the actual rectum, one on the other side of the rectum. The outer one (in the rectum) is the one that swells and causes hemorrhoids.

[TheBESTP4P]

It's not your guts tryin to come out your butt :P There's two hemorrhoidal veins, one in the in the actual rectum, one on the other side of the rectum. The outer one (in the rectum) is the one that swells and causes hemorrhoids.

How does one get rid of them tho

[CRO-Luka]

When you have hemorrohoids, your guts are literally trying to come out of your a**. (they hurt like a motherfucker). You usually get them from bending over to pick up heavy objects and stuff. I hope you ain't gettin them from training.

you know what, the funniest thing i've seen about your guts trying to come out of your ass was on a picture of a weightlifting contest.
i don't exactly know which technique was it, think it was snatch, but a guy lifted the bar, went into the squatting position, and literally...his guts came out of his ass. it looked...terrifying?
i think i found it on www.rotten.com, so if you have the time, look for it. cuz i sure will

[CRO-Luka]

yo EMMA, what's happenin?
i guess i was a long time away from this site. female, 21...oh gosh! [ok calm down now man, calm down!]

[emma]

yo EMMA, what's happenin?
i guess i was a long time away from this site. female, 21...oh gosh! [ok calm down now man, calm down!]

hello CRO-luka

[rebekah]

www.rotten.com cro-luka U ONE STRANGE DUDE MAN

[CRO-Luka]

hello CRO-luka

yo guys, i think she likes me

www.rotten.com cro-luka U ONE STRANGE DUDE MAN

LOL, man everyone knows of rotten.com. but anyhow, i was given the picture and told where it was found. so, don't you dare to think that rotten.com is my fetish

[TheBESTP4P]

lets get back to the subject of Hemorrohoidz biotchez!

[GutShot]

the pic of the guy doing a squat (and arse exploading) is a fake, it was explained a while ago