Pet Hates 2: People. - My to maim list .

[Swashbuckling Gordy]

Russel Brand
Jade Goody
Carol Vorderman in every single cunting advert
Chris Cunting Moyles
Simon Cowell
Julian Shit Stabbing Clary
Paris Hilton ( especially after i watched a night in Paris)
Cheryl Tweedy
Natasha Kaplinsky ( not her the way everybody loves her when Fiona Bruce is much better)
Arsenal Supporters complaining about Henry being Sold .
Entire Cast of Eastenders .
That gay mincer out of Emmerdale .

[superheavyrhun]

Okay, mine arent really celebrities, but more people that always annoy me when I'm driving.

The 45-ers. Usually middle aged people, possibly towing caravans, possibly driving Rover 25, and who drive at 45mph wherever they are. If they're on a long straight with a 70 speed limit, they're doing 45, if they're driving past a school at 8.55am, they're doing exactly the same speed. And the problem with this is that the best passing spots are just outside the 30mph zone, so they're just too far ahead for me to pass, cause they ignored the speed limit.

The Hazards. People who just think that switching on the hazard lights means they can park the car wherever the fuck they want, even if it is in the middle of the fucking street.

Trucks overtaking other trucks on the motorway. it just clogs everything up, and means that some of the 45-ers feel the need to get in the outside lane and jam that up too.

Middle lane drivers. This one is self evident, although i confess to a mischievous streak in enjoying a d-swoop, where i approach on the inside lane, then swoop out to the outside lane really close to that car, then pass and swoop back into the inside lane, very close to the front of their car. They usually just look scared, but i feel it proves a point.

And Russell Brand.

[El Kabong]

I believe my list is too long to fit on the thread....it may crash the site