Kids are so damned funny

[BoxingGorilla]

My little couisn Wyatt came by today (with my mom) and had his little sister along who is 6 months old. I was roughhouisng with him and wound up hurting my back and will prob spend a few days in bed for the effort.

Anyway, I was dragging him by the ankle and he was screaming and laughing. His sister got scared and starting to cry--guess she thought I was hurtin' him. I told Wyatt that we had to stop and he said...

"I have an idea. Let's turn her to the wall."


LOL

[Cortez The Killer]

My little couisn Wyatt came by today (with my mom) and had his little sister along who is 6 months old. I was roughhouisng with him and wound up hurting my back and will prob spend a few days in bed for the effort.

Anyway, I was dragging him by the ankle and he was screaming and laughing. His sister got scared and starting to cry--guess she thought I was hurtin' him. I told Wyatt that we had to stop and he said...

"I have an idea. Let's turn her to the wall."


LOL

Well, it is infinitely better then hearing your little cousin Wyatt say: "I have an idea. Let's kill her."

[CutMeMick]

CC#547 BG, I love kids man I try to spend as much time as I can with my little bros.

I know I've told this story before here not sure if you've read it but one of my little bros. used to sing the lyrics to Elton Johns 'Tiny Dancer' like this;

'Hold me closer Tony Danza, see the headlights'....

Not tiny dancer BUT tony danza, he sang the song that way for yrs. and no one ever corrected him....

[Canvasback]

Hope you all will enjoy this kids story. First, I have to explain the pocket setup on police uniform pants. You have the normal four pockets that are found on regular pants. Because you wear a gun belt it's difficult to get your hands into the side pockets so there are two horizontal pockets in the front and back at around mid thigh level. You can keep your keys, etc., in them and they are easy to get to. I also had a habit of sticking my hands in these front pockets while I was standing around or talking. Hopefully, this is making some sense. Anyway, I am taking a group of cub scouts on a tour of the police station and have them outside looking at the patrol car, flashing the lights and blowing the siren. The group is standing around me and as I'm standing there I have my hands in the front thigh pockets. I ask if there any questions and a kid in the back raises his hand and says, "Do you have your pants on backwards?

[CutMeMick]

Hope you all will enjoy this kids story. First, I have to explain the pocket setup on police uniform pants. You have the normal four pockets that are found on regular pants. Because you wear a gun belt it's difficult to get your hands into the side pockets so there are two horizontal pockets in the front and back at around mid thigh level. You can keep your keys, etc., in them and they are easy to get to. I also had a habit of sticking my hands in these front pockets while I was standing around or talking. Hopefully, this is making some sense. Anyway, I am taking a group of cub scouts on a tour of the police station and have them outside looking at the patrol car, flashing the lights and blowing the siren. The group is standing around me and as I'm standing there I have my hands in the front thigh pockets. I ask if there any questions and a kid in the back raises his hand and says, "Do you have your pants on backwards?

CC#106
Fwocken classic....
God I love kids, their innocence and not a care in the world attitude is great.

[X]

Hope you all will enjoy this kids story. First, I have to explain the pocket setup on police uniform pants. You have the normal four pockets that are found on regular pants. Because you wear a gun belt it's difficult to get your hands into the side pockets so there are two horizontal pockets in the front and back at around mid thigh level. You can keep your keys, etc., in them and they are easy to get to. I also had a habit of sticking my hands in these front pockets while I was standing around or talking. Hopefully, this is making some sense. Anyway, I am taking a group of cub scouts on a tour of the police station and have them outside looking at the patrol car, flashing the lights and blowing the siren. The group is standing around me and as I'm standing there I have my hands in the front thigh pockets. I ask if there any questions and a kid in the back raises his hand and says, "Do you have your pants on backwards?

CC#106
Fwocken classic....
God I love kids, their innocence and not a care in the world attitude is great.

Yes, I love kids too, but I always struggle to eat a whole one.