jose mourinho has left chelsea

[Drago]

just seen it on sky sports

[Kev]

Wow it says he just basically sent the team captain John Terry a text message saying he was leaving and then fucked off.


WHAT A LEGEND!!!!!!

I've heard of girls being dumped by text message but to dump the most succesful club in Britain being run by the richest man in Europe via text is awesome! :P

[taansend]

Well I sincerely hope this doesn't begin a meltdown of the great club that Chelsea has become.....

[skel1983]

Wow it says he just basically sent the team captain John Terry a text message saying he was leaving and then fucked off.


WHAT A LEGEND!!!!!!

I've heard of girls being dumped by text message but to dump the most succesful club in Britain being run by the richest man in Europe via text is awesome! :P

Most succesful club in Britain!!!!! That is an insult to the actual big clubs in Britain Bilbo!

Well 21000 turning up for a Champions League game hahahahahahahahaha says it all really.

Will miss the bloke thats for sure, what a character.

[Kev]

Wow it says he just basically sent the team captain John Terry a text message saying he was leaving and then fucked off.


WHAT A LEGEND!!!!!!

I've heard of girls being dumped by text message but to dump the most succesful club in Britain being run by the richest man in Europe via text is awesome! :P

Most succesful club in Britain!!!!! That is an insult to the actual big clubs in Britain Bilbo!

Well 21000 turning up for a Champions League game hahahahahahahahaha says it all really.

Will miss the bloke thats for sure, what a character.

Nah I meant the current most succesful club, last few years.

Actually when Chelsea lost to Villa and Abramavich stormed out of the ground 20 minutes before kickoff the writing was on the wall.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Someone needs to post the Mario Rosenstock song now!

[smashup]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh aha @ Chelsea
It's no secret that Abramovic over ruled Jose and brought in Shevchenko so i knew this was only a matter of time when they signed him
JM is pure class as a manager and who the f*ck can replace him at the end of the day.
He is Chelsea imo and is gonna be impossible to replace.
Will the players buckle is more important and with Terry i think they'll go in the trenches and keep winning

[skel1983]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh aha @ Chelsea
It's no secret that Abramovic over ruled Jose and brought in Shevchenko so i knew this was only a matter of time when they signed him
JM is pure class as a manager and who the f*ck can replace him at the end of the day.
He is Chelsea imo and is gonna be impossible to replace.
Will the players buckle is more important and with Terry i think they'll go in the trenches and keep winning

Well Abramovic seems a cock from a far, he seems to want full control. He has a short memory Roman, where were Chelsea when he came and where are they now?

Fat Frank to Barcelone anyone??

Lets be honest though Cheslea are a small club with money, that was proven on Tuesday night. They been b
leeting on all summer up until now its all about the Champions League, so first game of this so important event and more than half the stadium was empty? WTF? I just cant get over that, the amount of talent on show and the potential Chelski have and the fans dont even turn up? I mean maybe a few thousand empty seats considering the opposistion and the price of tickets these days but over 20000. LMAO

That cunt Peter Kenyon the poor deluded bloke needs locking up!! What was he saying just over a year ago Chelsea will be the biggest club in teh World by 2012, are they even in the top three biggest teams in London??

Fuck Chelsea i hope theres a big exodus of players serves them right.

[X]

I don't like John Terry because:

- never trust a man with two first names

- he has unnaturally slitty eyes.

When you think that Kate McCann has unnaturally slitty nostrils it is clear that she and John Terry are in cahoots and sold poor Maddie to Gary Glitter.

[smashup]

John Terry did infact have a slitty eye 'pre season' and it weren't his wifes

[El Gamo]

I was really surprised by this! They may have a vacancy at Spurs soon....? Although I've heard Jose is going to work with the Portugese national team. That tells you alot about Chelsea fans,only 25,000 at a Champions League match?!?!?!

[El Kabong]

....and there was much rejoicing

[X]

A Ukranian woman bumps into Chelsea footy team at a nightclub. She goes up to John Terry and asks him to sign her left breast, he says yes so she lifts up her top and he signs it. She then asks Drogba to sign her right breast, he also says yes so she lifts up her top again and he signs it. She then asks Jose Mourinho to sign her "lady's area", Jose says yes and she pulls down her knickers, to which he replies, "Actually on second thoughts I'll pass- the last time I signed a Ukrainian twat it cost me £30 million."