Bilbo requests fashion advice

[Kev]

Ok, so my reading of 'The Game' has led me to understand some things about myself that need improving in order for me to be more attractive and appealing to women..........

My current clothing style can only be described as generic. I just wear jeans and a jumper or a shirt. Nothing fancy at all.

My hair is short back and sides with a little bit spikey, it's an uninteresting browny sort of colour.

I have no accessories whatsoever, no necklace, bracelets, tatooes, a watch or skarfs etc, not even a man bag.


So I want to jazz myself up a bit......but honestly I have no fucking clue what to do!

How do I know what hairstyle would suit my face, and what clothers I SHOULD be wearing?

I've been given the advice to find my own style and see what works for me, well that's great if I HAD a sense of style to begin with

I really need the cool cats on this site, Mick and......well I guess just Mick to advise me.

Come on buddy, any ideas?

[Dizaster]

LOL I considering asking for fashion advice on here but I figured i'd get burnt at the stake with humiliation..

You're just crazy enough to get away with it though...

I was thinking about the same thing though and came across 2 great sites..! I live in Australia though so ordering from either is going to be expensive as hell! Especially the UK one, which will be okay for you though.

Rock Rebel Clothing - Denim
Their is a tonne of "Affliction" stuff on there... the jeans are $$$ as hell, but you're hobit ass will be getting comments left right and centre from women in any of their jeans... I'm thinking of taking out a second mortgage on my house to buy a pair or 2, but scared they won't fit and then i'll be left with $500 worth of useless denim to send back to the other side of the world..
Anyway, their shirts are pretty cool too! Not to tacky, and if you watch the start of Pavlik Taylor,,,, Pavlik takes off his robe to unveil an Affliction t-shirt... If it's good enough for the ghost to sport right before knocking Taylor TFO, it's good for us right?

The other I found is a UK site.. The main attraction I found there were their collection of "Lowlife" belts... They have like 60 different styles and all ultra original.... One is has like this brown cat fur all over it..

Can you say pimp? Match some of the above jeans up with a cool belt,,, their's half your outfit right there..

Here's the link
EBTM - Belts and Band Merchandise and Music Inspired Fashion

Some of the belts are a bit 'rock/punk' but you'll find something that you'll like...


Finally, i've found one other website that has some coooooooool jewellery
Stainless Steel Bracelets

That link takes you directly to the mens bracelets which look trendy enough to suit a budding PUA without being over the top ghetto...


I don't think any man could read that book without feeling their inner pimp wanting to come out ! Good on ya man..

[Kev]

Thanks bro, glad I've given you the confidence to come 'out' as well. We pick up artists should be proud.

A cat fur belt, I like it!

I'm not sure what kind of look to cultivate. I'd like to try a bad boy look but let's be honest I'm a chump and I'd look like a tit dressed like that.

I wish there was some makeover guy with a book and dvd set out there but I can't find anything

Mick on here seems a really stylish guy, but being half Mexican his look obviously would look ridiculous on me so I can't copy him.

I was thinking of dressing like Mystery or Neil Strauss but if I did there's no way I'd even make it to the club alive.

I could even take a taxi and the driver would probably beat me up lol

[Dizaster]

I already thought of a playful routine for the belt as well.

If a girl notices it :

"oh yeah, my belt... *start stroking/petting it*, good old whiskers,,,, she was such a darling.. My neices just lover her,, so when she died I just couldn't bring myself bury her..."

*bang, girl punches you in the arm*

I'm sure Mick will have the goods when he gets here..

[Kev]

I already thought of a playful routine for the belt as well.

If a girl notices it :

"oh yeah, my belt... *start stroking/petting it*, good old whiskers,,,, she was such a darling.. My neices just lover her,, so when she died I just couldn't bring myself bury her..."

*bang, girl punches you in the arm*

I'm sure Mick will have the goods when he gets here..

I was thinking of getting one in elephant or Zebra. I don't think my tale of how I spent a week poaching on the Serengeti would go down very well

[LEGION]

Just put on a nice collar with a leather leash trailing behind and make sure you have vaccinations in order and go out to the park. Also, make sure you shave your ass so no dingleberry's are hanging about. Girls are suckers for a lonely little dog needing a companion; especially ugly ones who whine alot. Hope this helps mutant boy.

[DaxxKahn]

Ok, so my reading of 'The Game' has led me to understand some things about myself that need improving in order for me to be more attractive and appealing to women..........

My current clothing style can only be described as generic. I just wear jeans and a jumper or a shirt. Nothing fancy at all.

My hair is short back and sides with a little bit spikey, it's an uninteresting browny sort of colour.

I have no accessories whatsoever, no necklace, bracelets, tatooes, a watch or skarfs etc, not even a man bag.


So I want to jazz myself up a bit......but honestly I have no fucking clue what to do!

How do I know what hairstyle would suit my face, and what clothers I SHOULD be wearing?

I've been given the advice to find my own style and see what works for me, well that's great if I HAD a sense of style to begin with

I really need the cool cats on this site, Mick and......well I guess just Mick to advise me.

Come on buddy, any ideas?

As far as fashion goes I am pretty much in the same boat as you I would suppose...if not for the fact my wife dresses me...Laugh all you want gent s but she knows more about that stuff then I do....If you have any female friends..(not even ones you are dating)...ask them...girls will dress you into what they think guys should look like....Just don't ask an ugly one who has scrub boyfriends.....

If it were up to me I would wear Old Navy farmer jeans and either a T-shirt or long sleeve shirt all the time...I can care less about fashion....Then again I am married and not looking for any lady friends so it doesn't really matter

[CutMeMick]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

[Kev]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

Cheers for the advice buddy, quite frankly you're the only person on here whose advice I would trust.

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop, now I'm a pick up artist I can only roll with slicksters like yourself.

I need to accessorise I think. You have your trademaek shades, but also things like bracelets and necklaces, you know classic peacock plumage. I need some of that shit.

I'm going to start reading AskMen.com and other sites for advice I think.

[AdamGB]

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop.

I think you're going a bit overboard here like Bilbo... Books obviously been a big influence because now you're either

a) Quoting what you read in it like it's the truth...
b) Speaking like the dick heeeed who wrote it...

How much Success's have you had with it? is it just because that one chick spoke to you in a bar or what?...

And this peacocking thing... it's like blokes with with shite 'wacky' hair... or who dress like dicks etc... it's to draw attention from their ugly faces...

If you're an ugly cunt and you can't talk for shit then you don't deserve woman anyway... :P

What happened to getting by on good lucks and not being an arsehole? From what I've heard all these books teach you is: Not to take yourself too seriously when talking to woman... not be an overnice creep.

Don't need a fucking novel to tell you that do you? takes a sentence

[CutMeMick]

Cheers for the advice buddy, quite frankly you're the only person on here whose advice I would trust.

Most of the guys on here like they chose their outfits by covering themselves in glue and running into a charity shop, now I'm a pick up artist I can only roll with slicksters like yourself.

I need to accessorise I think. You have your trademaek shades, but also things like bracelets and necklaces, you know classic peacock plumage. I need some of that shit.

I'm going to start reading AskMen.com and other sites for advice I think.

Well you also can't over accesorise... Too much wrist bands and or necklaces can make it loook bad...
You gotta know when a good necklace can go well with the shirt your wearing.
Also don't wear a watch in one hand and a bracelet in the other that looks shitty....

[AdamGB]

That's something I've always naturally felt... Dunno if it works for other people but try wearing like wrist bands or what ever on both wrists.

Just feels shite :P

[RP33]

Bilbs,
Heres some brands to look into.

1921
True Religion
FCUK
Guess
Monarchy
D&G
Diesel
Aldo
Kenneth Cole
Express


Lyle brough up a very good point magazine. Most magazines do clothing wears for certain season look thruough it and do similar things to them but alternate to best suit you. For example if I see on the magazine dressed up but I notice he's wearing a turtle neck I'll change the turtle neck to a mock neck. Things like that....

Good luck.

Nice call Mick.. I have 3 pair of Diesel jeans and they're DAMN expensive.. i think the cheapest one was $190, but they're all killer.. I mean, i wouldn't spend that much money on something that wouldn't be distinctive.. Jeans can def make an outfit Bilbo, make sure they fit you correctly, and you could have a cheap ass $12 button down shirt and so long as it's the correct length you'll look like you knew what you were doing when you picked them out.

[ono]

Ok, so my reading of 'The Game' has led me to understand some things about myself that need improving in order for me to be more attractive and appealing to women..........

My current clothing style can only be described as generic. I just wear jeans and a jumper or a shirt. Nothing fancy at all.

My hair is short back and sides with a little bit spikey, it's an uninteresting browny sort of colour.

I have no accessories whatsoever, no necklace, bracelets, tatooes, a watch or skarfs etc, not even a man bag.


So I want to jazz myself up a bit......but honestly I have no fucking clue what to do!

How do I know what hairstyle would suit my face, and what clothers I SHOULD be wearing?

I've been given the advice to find my own style and see what works for me, well that's great if I HAD a sense of style to begin with

I really need the cool cats on this site, Mick and......well I guess just Mick to advise me.

Come on buddy, any ideas?

ASOS.com - The Online Fashion Store - Women's Clothing & Designer Clothes is a good site for fashion. quite cheap aswel.