Who'se heard about the Child Abuse in Jersey case?

What's the difference between a Jersey orphan and a Jersey Royal?

You dig up the spud after eight months.

Another case of horrific child abuse, sexual assualt and murder once again handled with appropriate sensitivity and care by X

The McCanns have just booked their holiday for this year. They wanted to get out of the country for a break from the media attention but they didn't want to go anywhere too foreign where their kids might be at risk from more paedophiles.


They've decided to book a fortnight in Jersey.

Just had a holiday in Jersey, but found it hard to relax with all those kids under my feet