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    What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?

    You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.
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    A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?"

    His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney"
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    Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking

    She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has
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    Did you know Heather McCartney did a hardcore porn film?

    A guy offered me the DVD.

    I said "Counterfeit?"

    He said "one"
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    After her out burst on GMTV psychiatrists have stated that Heather McCartney is unbalanced.

    Paul offered his support and claimed 3 beermats under the right leg should do it.
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    Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle!
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    Stupid bitch...
    Paul offered her 50 mill. dumb bitch said no and in court she got about 30 mill.

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