Paul McCartney and Heather Mills divorced finally ...

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What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?

You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.

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A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?"

His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney"

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Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking

She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has

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Did you know Heather McCartney did a hardcore porn film?

A guy offered me the DVD.

I said "Counterfeit?"

He said "one"

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After her out burst on GMTV psychiatrists have stated that Heather McCartney is unbalanced.

Paul offered his support and claimed 3 beermats under the right leg should do it.

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Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle!

[CutMeMick]

Stupid bitch...
Paul offered her 50 mill. dumb bitch said no and in court she got about 30 mill.