What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?
You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.
What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?
You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney"
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking
She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Did you know Heather McCartney did a hardcore porn film?
A guy offered me the DVD.
I said "Counterfeit?"
He said "one"
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
After her out burst on GMTV psychiatrists have stated that Heather McCartney is unbalanced.
Paul offered his support and claimed 3 beermats under the right leg should do it.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle!
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
Stupid bitch...
Paul offered her 50 mill. dumb bitch said no and in court she got about 30 mill.![]()
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