**Punch someone in the face today!**

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

I'm in the mood to hand out some hypothetical beatings.

If you could punch someone in the face right now who would it be?!

C'mon... Really throw a beating on em!

Panama Lewis would get torn up. I'd shake the milk money out of that hose baggers pockets!

That old bitch that just pulled out of her spot without even turning around... ::SLAP:: "Gimmie that license!!!"(hey, it's hypothetical... I'm not really doing it)

Gilbert Gottfried... Cuz he's Gilbert Gottfried

Oh man... gtta think of some more... Got any?

[leftylee]

Floyd Mayweather.

Because he is a dirty, arrogant, cheating scumbag and a blatant ducker.

.............and also for knocking my boy out

[LEGION]

I'd probably start by punching you in the ear P.O.B.' just to watch you lean over and say "Owww; dammit I said the face" JK

I'd punch Bilbo 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.

Julius Rain can get a good bitch slap for acting so sensitive to me when someone else made the joke

George Bush could get a left/right combo on his funny nose; just so I don't have to watch him pick it anymore.

I'd like to punch Ghandi just to see what he does.

I'd love to continue the punch fest on Cintron that MArgarito wasn't able to do because Kermit quit.

Novak Djokovich cause' he makes my skin crawl.

Tye Fields for being so silly.

Did I mention Bilbo?

[leftylee]

I'd probably start by punching you in the ear P.O.B.' just to watch you lean over and say "Owww; dammit I said the face" JK

I'd punch Bilbo 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.

Julius Rain can get a good bitch slap for acting so sensitive to me when someone else made the joke

George Bush could get a left/right combo on his funny nose; just so I don't have to watch him pick it anymore.

I'd like to punch Ghandi just to see what he does.

I'd love to continue the punch fest on Cintron that MArgarito wasn't able to do because Kermit quit.

Novak Djokovich cause' he makes my skin crawl.

Tye Fields for being so silly.

Did I mention Bilbo?

Djokovic is a great player, How come you hate him he is an arrogant prick at times I suppose, I remmber at Wimbledon when he was making fun out of Federer and Roddick etc.

[LEGION]

I'd probably start by punching you in the ear P.O.B.' just to watch you lean over and say "Owww; dammit I said the face" JK

I'd punch Bilbo 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.

Julius Rain can get a good bitch slap for acting so sensitive to me when someone else made the joke

George Bush could get a left/right combo on his funny nose; just so I don't have to watch him pick it anymore.

I'd like to punch Ghandi just to see what he does.

I'd love to continue the punch fest on Cintron that MArgarito wasn't able to do because Kermit quit.

Novak Djokovich cause' he makes my skin crawl.

Tye Fields for being so silly.

Did I mention Bilbo?

Djokovic is a great player, How come you hate him he is an arrogant prick at times I suppose, I remmber at Wimbledon when he was making fun out of Federer and Roddick etc.

Cause' like you said, he's a pr#ck, and good at it. His silly muppet haircut, taking 30 bounces before he serves, imitating other players when he is goofier than any of them, and dissing Roger when Federer is possibly the greates player ever, and yet Djokob#tch has 1 slam. The Mayweather of tennis; or soon to be. Great talent, pos attitude and I root for his ultimate death

[leftylee]

I'd probably start by punching you in the ear P.O.B.' just to watch you lean over and say "Owww; dammit I said the face" JK

I'd punch Bilbo 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.

Julius Rain can get a good bitch slap for acting so sensitive to me when someone else made the joke

George Bush could get a left/right combo on his funny nose; just so I don't have to watch him pick it anymore.

I'd like to punch Ghandi just to see what he does.

I'd love to continue the punch fest on Cintron that MArgarito wasn't able to do because Kermit quit.

Novak Djokovich cause' he makes my skin crawl.

Tye Fields for being so silly.

Did I mention Bilbo?

Djokovic is a great player, How come you hate him he is an arrogant prick at times I suppose, I remmber at Wimbledon when he was making fun out of Federer and Roddick etc.

Cause' like you said, he's a pr#ck, and good at it. His silly muppet haircut, taking 30 bounces before he serves, imitating other players when he is goofier than any of them, and dissing Roger when Federer is possibly the greates player ever, and yet Djokob#tch has 1 slam. The Mayweather of tennis; or soon to be. Great talent, pos attitude and I root for his ultimate death

He's an awesome player with amazing talent but I agree with what you say. That ball bouncing is just ridiculous, about 30 he does and yea his haircut is awful

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

Easy Legion!

[Kev]

I'd probably start by punching you in the ear P.O.B.' just to watch you lean over and say "Owww; dammit I said the face" JK

I'd punch Bilbo 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.

Julius Rain can get a good bitch slap for acting so sensitive to me when someone else made the joke

George Bush could get a left/right combo on his funny nose; just so I don't have to watch him pick it anymore.

I'd like to punch Ghandi just to see what he does.

I'd love to continue the punch fest on Cintron that MArgarito wasn't able to do because Kermit quit.

Novak Djokovich cause' he makes my skin crawl.

Tye Fields for being so silly.

Did I mention Bilbo?

Those chess whoopings I've been handing out been getting you down eh?

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

I'd probably start by punching you in the ear P.O.B.' just to watch you lean over and say "Owww; dammit I said the face" JK

I'd punch Bilbo 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.

Julius Rain can get a good bitch slap for acting so sensitive to me when someone else made the joke

George Bush could get a left/right combo on his funny nose; just so I don't have to watch him pick it anymore.

I'd like to punch Ghandi just to see what he does.

I'd love to continue the punch fest on Cintron that MArgarito wasn't able to do because Kermit quit.

Novak Djokovich cause' he makes my skin crawl.

Tye Fields for being so silly.

Did I mention Bilbo?

Those chess whoopings I've been handing out been getting you down eh?

If you spoke LEGION you'd know that punch means hump. He actually has a huge crush on half the forum

J/K mah man

[LEGION]

I'd probably start by punching you in the ear P.O.B.' just to watch you lean over and say "Owww; dammit I said the face" JK

I'd punch Bilbo 6 days a week and twice on Sunday.

Julius Rain can get a good bitch slap for acting so sensitive to me when someone else made the joke

George Bush could get a left/right combo on his funny nose; just so I don't have to watch him pick it anymore.

I'd like to punch Ghandi just to see what he does.

I'd love to continue the punch fest on Cintron that MArgarito wasn't able to do because Kermit quit.

Novak Djokovich cause' he makes my skin crawl.

Tye Fields for being so silly.

Did I mention Bilbo?

Those chess whoopings I've been handing out been getting you down eh?

Hmmmm; last game we played I made you quit after you had the upper hand and I bedazzled you with superior play. Since then I have only heard whispers of you challenging me, all coming to no fruition.

Where you been Bubble Boy Bilbo? Practicing and practicing on yafool so you think you'll come at me better our next game? Anytime I actually concentrate I dumbfound you Go suck on a brocoli stem. Bilbo is a stem cell baby, hahahahahaha


Julius Rains is a very violent person btw. My, my son, temper temper. Slice my snakes up and I'll buttf#ck you with a chainsaw

[amat]

Bill O'reilly - Would punch him right in the fucking mouth. Can't believe this douche hasn't been fired. He openly challenges terrorists to blow up San Francisco and doesn't even issue an apology the fuckwad, hope he burns in hell. I really don't HATE anyone but Bill O'reilly. Would rearrange his face so the sad fuck could never do TV again. And just for fun I would do it in those MMA gloves he hates so much

Raj - Kid who plays at the same courts I do. Kind of holds seniority on the courts as they are only a few years old and he has been there since the beginning. He's actually a cool guy but I can not stand being on his team. Absolutely drives me crazy because I've proven myself on those courts more then anyone, yet the fucker acts like I don't exist on the court until I defend him and shut his ass down. The only time he is dangerous is when he gets the ball but he doesn't have any movement away from the ball. He's shaken me a few times before but he's nothing special and he acts like he's so emotional and into games when it's a complete front, he just lives to get the ball and pretend like he's on And1. Also talks the most shit on the courts but always does it to people who come alone when he's got like 15 people at his back. Fucken clown, most overrated person I've ever played with and I've never won with him on my team. This is an old grudge too, I was there at the beginning of the courts and was one of the best players out there. Moved a bit, gone a year went back and the fucker acted like he didn't remember me, tried calling me "Giants" because I had a Giants shirt on when everyone else was callin me my real name, he knew it just I'm always matched up on him so he was trying to pull some fake bs. I don't know I would punch him but I've knocked him on his ass so many times and made him the hell I wouldn't need to.

Ryan Sheckler - FAG. Complete fag and unlike most teen idol complete fags, he thinks he's Rob Diedrick. Maybe he can skate but he's a little whiny bitch and I'm sick of seeing his ass on TV. It was easy to enough to avoid him, just don't watch MTV but now every other commercial is his proactiv commercial. Annoying as hell I swear.

That's about it.

[:::PSL:::]

Max Kellerman

Tom Leykis

Jim Rome

Rush Limbo and all KFI AM-640 hosts (except Phil Hendrie coz he's funny as fukc).

[Spicoli]

instant odd one this ..nice um...

Carson Daly is good for punchin....that goofy grin is a beacon.....might take a shot at Oprah also.Yoda was due some damage

[bigragu]

I'm in the mood to hand out some hypothetical beatings.

If you could punch someone in the face right now who would it be?!

C'mon... Really throw a beating on em!

Panama Lewis would get torn up. I'd shake the milk money out of that hose baggers pockets!

That old bitch that just pulled out of her spot without even turning around... ::SLAP:: "Gimmie that license!!!"(hey, it's hypothetical... I'm not really doing it)

Gilbert Gottfried... Cuz he's Gilbert Gottfried

Oh man... gtta think of some more... Got any?

What about "Pimpsmacking"? I would personally want to "Pimpsmack" all those people that smoke with kids in the car. Or in a house with kids present at anytime. Parents that don't discipline their kids. A double "Pimpsmack" to people on welfare that continue to have kids. How about that for a start?

[X]

[quote=bigragu;507276I would personally want to "Pimpsmack" all those people that smoke with kids in the car. Or in a house with kids present at anytime. Parents that don't discipline their kids. A double "Pimpsmack" to people on welfare that continue to have kids. How about that for a start?[/quote]

I'd like to smack that big fat lazy family of welfare scroungers in that other thread in the face.

Unlike Bigragu, though, I wouldn't pimpsmack people who smoke with kids in their house or car. I think everyone should do this as smoking reduces the appetite (thus creating a generation of thin people and beating the obesity problem) and it also kills people (solving our underfunded pension crisis).