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    Default Austrian jokes .... just for Leftylee !

    Here you go .... a nice X-type selection to astound and sicken your friends with ....



    What's the population of Austria?

    About twice as many as you'd think
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    Austrian Women are like good wine....left to mature in a cellar.
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    Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late.

    In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".
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    I'm sweating like an Austrian at a family reunion.
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    Default Re: Austrian jokes .... just for Leftylee !

    So, a daughter in the cellar, and an axe murderer in the closet.


    I can't help but feel the Austrians are taking the game of Cluedo a little too seriously.
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    Default Re: Austrian jokes .... just for Leftylee !

    Why don't Austrians care whether their lovers are 4, 14 or 40 years old?



    Because one size Fritz-all.
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