Worst movie plot ever

[OumaFan]

Actually I'm going with a movie I've only seen like thirty minutes of. So I could be wrong, it could be a classic.

The Postman. In it (apparently) Kevin Costner attempts to bring society back together after a near apocalypse by...delivering the mail.

Go.

[Master]

I never understood that but always thought it was an US thing where they respect the postman

[HattonTheHammer]

the cable guy

plot was nonsensical and more importantly completely pointless.


oh and those endless teen romp films, american pie pretty much covered all those areas. Why directors feel the need to shove the same old plots down our throats (no pun intended) god only knows

[amat]

I agree with the Cable Guy but I am strangely fond of that film. I like watching it, even though it's extremely creepy and I never got the Ben Stiller trial angle either. But I like watching that movie for some reason, I can't explain it.

The Transporter. A huge quest for this sacred elephant which eventually gets thrown out a window it's absurd but still a great action movie but the plot is beyond ridiculous. Just one of those things where you scratch your head.

[:::PSL:::]

I agree with the Cable Guy but I am strangely fond of that film. I like watching it, even though it's extremely creepy and I never got the Ben Stiller trial angle either. But I like watching that movie for some reason, I can't explain it.

The Transporter. A huge quest for this sacred elephant which eventually gets thrown out a window it's absurd but still a great action movie but the plot is beyond ridiculous. Just one of those things where you scratch your head.

I enjoyed watching the "Cable Guy". It's a very funny movie. I get all the humors. I see it as mild dark comedy. Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Owen Wilson, Matthew Broderick?.. what else could I ask more?


I like fast pace movies too. I think of "The Transporter" as good ole classic kung fu movies - Bad scripts, actors that are horrible in monolouges. But as long they're kicking ass,.. then I'm good with it.

[Violent Demise]

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

[DAVIDTUA]

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

LOL was that the one bud where stallone was wearing all black and thought he was so hard and he kicked some cholos in the balls in one scene or something lol

[ICB]

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

LOL was that the one bud where stallone was wearing all black and thought he was so hard and he kicked some cholos in the balls in one scene or something lol

Yep.

[DAVIDTUA]

u buds remember vanilla ice's: COOL AS ICE?

that plot did not exist.

they were riding motorcycles thru the suburbs and one of their bikes breaks down so they stay in the burbs and make friends with white people as if they never would have came across them.

they fight the bad guys in an abandoned house still being built?

[El Kabong]

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

All bad movie plots can be traced back to one thing.....lots and lots of cocaine.


Soul Man....a white guy can't get into college so he puts on blackface and bang he's in and discovers he has Jungle Fever too

[El Kabong]

About Schmidt.......why? NAKED KATHY BATES......I still have nightmares

[No Contest]

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

All bad movie plots can be traced back to one thing.....lots and lots of cocaine.


Soul Man....a white guy can't get into college so he puts on blackface and bang he's in and discovers he has Jungle Fever too

Aww man soul Man was a classic, who can forget the dinner scene. The father pictures him a pimp eating watermelon..." Bitch where's my turkey pot pie?" "Bitch go get me my watermelon and hypodermic needle" .....lol. The basketball scene where they pick him because they think he's good because he's black. Then he gets out there and is the crappiest player...shit cracked me up...

[Violent Demise]

Cobra

Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.

All bad movie plots can be traced back to one thing.....lots and lots of cocaine.


Soul Man....a white guy can't get into college so he puts on blackface and bang he's in and discovers he has Jungle Fever too

I preferred Soul Plane better. Shitt with Snoop Dog in it. Working for NWA airlines. Plane had switches on it. That shitt was hilarious.

[ICB]

Fight Club totally pointless film i never understood why so many people like it.

[boozeboxer]

Fight Club totally pointless film i never understood why so many people like it.

I thought it was very stupid as well. I thought those movies where they race those little Jap cars in town were stupid too.


However, I liked the Postman. Tom Petty played himself in it....pretty cool.