Who's god damn happy it's Friday!!

[Dizaster]

I just noticed when I woke up this morning that the weeks have been going so fast lately.. Usually my weeks drag on really really really long, but just lately like the last month or so it feels like there is only 3 working days between Sunday and Friday...

I just love Friday. I love weekends.. I love sleeping in.. I love going to bed and not having to set my alarm.. I love knowing when i'm going to sleep that I can get up at whatever time I like...

[Kev]

I just noticed when I woke up this morning that the weeks have been going so fast lately.. Usually my weeks drag on really really really long, but just lately like the last month or so it feels like there is only 3 working days between Sunday and Friday...

I just love Friday. I love weekends.. I love sleeping in.. I love going to bed and not having to set my alarm.. I love knowing when i'm going to sleep that I can get up at whatever time I like...

I have lived this weekend style life every day for the past decade. It's great since being put out to pasture and deemed unfit for purpose by the great British healthcare system I have a life with zero responsibility and lazy mornings, often running into the afternoons every day.

[Salty]

I have 3 day weekends every week thanks to my uni timetable, so I love thursdays just as much now

[Dizaster]

I just noticed when I woke up this morning that the weeks have been going so fast lately.. Usually my weeks drag on really really really long, but just lately like the last month or so it feels like there is only 3 working days between Sunday and Friday...

I just love Friday. I love weekends.. I love sleeping in.. I love going to bed and not having to set my alarm.. I love knowing when i'm going to sleep that I can get up at whatever time I like...

I have lived this weekend style life every day for the past decade. It's great since being put out to pasture and deemed unfit for purpose by the great British healthcare system I have a life with zero responsibility and lazy mornings, often running into the afternoons every day.

That little smiley guy at the end probably gives it away, but does you love your pasture that your now confined to?

You could work though lazy bugger.. I thought of a good idea for you.. Do boob massages, and just put an add in the local paper saying you do boob massages that make the woman's boob grow a cup size in just 1 hour... Or money back Here's the best part, even if there boobs don't grow, you give them their money back, and got yourself a free hour long boob feel...
Can't say that job wouldn't have it's "perks"

[Kev]

ha it's a great idea, maybe I could do what Style's friend Steve P does and advertise to let girls practice sucking cock on me.

[Dizaster]

ha it's a great idea, maybe I could do what Style's friend Steve P does and advertise to let girls practice sucking cock on me.

Now your talking... headline "Learn how to suck cock like a pornstar... $40 per half hour"

Surely you could spare $30 to put that ad in to see what responses you get..

[Dizaster]

Actually now I think about it, it's a little to much like Danny's latest thread headline..

[Kev]

ha it's a great idea, maybe I could do what Style's friend Steve P does and advertise to let girls practice sucking cock on me.

Now your talking... headline "Learn how to suck cock like a pornstar... $40 per half hour"

Surely you could spare $30 to put that ad in to see what responses you get..

Sadly I imagine the only respondents would be gay men

[Douglas]

I just noticed when I woke up this morning that the weeks have been going so fast lately.. Usually my weeks drag on really really really long, but just lately like the last month or so it feels like there is only 3 working days between Sunday and Friday...

I just love Friday. I love weekends.. I love sleeping in.. I love going to bed and not having to set my alarm.. I love knowing when i'm going to sleep that I can get up at whatever time I like...

I have lived this weekend style life every day for the past decade. It's great since being put out to pasture and deemed unfit for purpose by the great British healthcare system I have a life with zero responsibility and lazy mornings, often running into the afternoons every day.

That little smiley guy at the end probably gives it away, but does you love your pasture that your now confined to?

You could work though lazy bugger.. I thought of a good idea for you.. Do boob massages, and just put an add in the local paper saying you do boob massages that make the woman's boob grow a cup size in just 1 hour... Or money back Here's the best part, even if there boobs don't grow, you give them their money back, and got yourself a free hour long boob feel...
Can't say that job wouldn't have it's "perks"

But what if the only women who show up are ugly as shit all over? And what if their boobs are so small it's almost like they don't have any?

[Dizaster]

I have lived this weekend style life every day for the past decade. It's great since being put out to pasture and deemed unfit for purpose by the great British healthcare system I have a life with zero responsibility and lazy mornings, often running into the afternoons every day.

That little smiley guy at the end probably gives it away, but does you love your pasture that your now confined to?

You could work though lazy bugger.. I thought of a good idea for you.. Do boob massages, and just put an add in the local paper saying you do boob massages that make the woman's boob grow a cup size in just 1 hour... Or money back Here's the best part, even if there boobs don't grow, you give them their money back, and got yourself a free hour long boob feel...
Can't say that job wouldn't have it's "perks"

But what if the only women who show up are ugly as shit all over? And what if their boobs are so small it's almost like they don't have any? *hint hint*

Okay yes, hint hint... if any of those ones come in i'll send them over to you... I'll make sure they have at least a little bit of breast though otherwise there's no point right?? i'll tell them I'm a massager, not a miracle worker.. and then

[Andre]

Sucksion sucson sucshion .

dam use your lips and suckem up outer there, whats wrong with you all.

[Kel]

I just noticed when I woke up this morning that the weeks have been going so fast lately.. Usually my weeks drag on really really really long, but just lately like the last month or so it feels like there is only 3 working days between Sunday and Friday...

I just love Friday. I love weekends.. I love sleeping in.. I love going to bed and not having to set my alarm.. I love knowing when i'm going to sleep that I can get up at whatever time I like...

I have lived this weekend style life every day for the past decade. It's great since being put out to pasture and deemed unfit for purpose by the great British healthcare system I have a life with zero responsibility and lazy mornings, often running into the afternoons every day.

That little smiley guy at the end probably gives it away, but does you love your pasture that your now confined to?

You could work though lazy bugger.. I thought of a good idea for you.. Do boob massages, and just put an add in the local paper saying you do boob massages that make the woman's boob grow a cup size in just 1 hour... Or money back Here's the best part, even if there boobs don't grow, you give them their money back, and got yourself a free hour long boob feel...
Can't say that job wouldn't have it's "perks"

Fucking GENIUS!

[Douglas]

I just noticed when I woke up this morning that the weeks have been going so fast lately.. Usually my weeks drag on really really really long, but just lately like the last month or so it feels like there is only 3 working days between Sunday and Friday...

I just love Friday. I love weekends.. I love sleeping in.. I love going to bed and not having to set my alarm.. I love knowing when i'm going to sleep that I can get up at whatever time I like...

I especially love Fridays because at work they've just moved us to only 4 days a week. That extra hour of work during the day is kind of ardious at first, but once you get used to it, it's freakin' sweet because of the 3 day weekend at the end. And this weekend, it's a 4 day weekend and only a 3 day workweek next week.

But then again, my dad just took today off too, so he's totally FUCKING UP my entire weekend. If there's one thing that Got damn mother fuckin' pisses me off, it's when my parents or my brother just happens to be off on the same day I'm off. That's why I need to move out soon. I am not with this damn fuckin shit.