This dude really thinks he's something...

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

He refered to himself as a major player in the sport today... Talk about dellusions of grandure... I almost fell out of my chair.

WTF is this idiot wearing on his head?


I seriously think this dude is slow...

[amat]

He is slow. He has to be. Really best ignored but stupidity knows no bounds sometimes it's just to hard not to comment. Absolute idiot who puts on bullshit shows in Arkansas. Maybe they are OK locally, but they are shit shows that anyone could put together. Not a problem, but when he refers to himself as someone who can look down on everyone else it's just annoying. He got paid $600 to get knocked out by Glen Johnson, that's the highlight of his career.

[Plopeater]

He is something .............. a complete prick

[Kev]

I was disappointed most in Boxing Gorilla who has copied SOB's video message of 'I'm Stacey Goodson and I approve this message' and put as his sig 'I'm boxing gorrilla and I approve this message'

A bit sad, like someone putting cartoon pics of themselves eating shit to copy plopeater.

I hope Silverback sees this and removes his sig thus removing the association with SOB.

[amat]

Are you serious Bilbo? Do they not have political commercials in the UK?

[amat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4yahCSWaEw

[Kev]

Are you serious Bilbo? Do they not have political commercials in the UK?

What are you talking about?

[Douglas]

I was disappointed most in Boxing Gorilla who has copied SOB's video message of 'I'm Stacey Goodson and I approve this message' and put as his sig 'I'm boxing gorrilla and I approve this message'

A bit sad, like someone putting cartoon pics of themselves eating shit to copy plopeater.

I hope Silverback sees this and removes his sig thus removing the association with SOB.

My name is Clubber, and I approve THIS message.

[amat]

Miles, your life has gotten significantly better since leaving the clan, no? No more night shifts, no more opressive bosses, free to dream of the homeland once again. This is the way things should be, no one should be forced to enclose themselves within the confines of Bilbo's appointed roles, it's not right. Morally, it's not right. It's the good fight I'm fighting.

[Gandalf]

Miles, your life has gotten significantly better since leaving the clan, no? No more night shifts, no more opressive bosses, free to dream of the homeland once again. This is the way things should be, no one should be forced to enclose themselves within the confines of Bilbo's appointed roles, it's not right. Morally, it's not right. It's the good fight I'm fighting.

Im not taking sides because I like both of you guys.

I think I underwent some kind of breakdown and perhaps the responsibility of being Gandalf became too much to bear. Its not easy being a wizard, you know. Yes, life has got considerably easier since leaving the Clan, but I wouldnt attribute that to the influence of the Clan itself. For a good while after the Clan I was a tired individual.

Anyway, leave me out of this.

[amat]

Come on Miles become a tool of destruction, surely a defection would personally tear at Bilbo's heart to the point where he will concede the battle in shame. Come on, do it. Or not. Either way he will fall.

[Trainer Monkey]

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real f**king asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

[Andre]

Reminds me a bit of Zappas song "Broken hearts are for asholes"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHjfD...eature=related

Hey! do you know what you are?
Youre an asshole! an asshole!

Some of you might not agree
Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see...
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
Are you an asshole too?
Whatcha gonna do, cause you're an asshole...

Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to the grape,
Just to give it a try
And dagmar
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch I ever saw in my life
Was his name...
One two three four!
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
Pancake make-up
And yet he was a beautiful lady
Nearly drove you insane
Lets talk about leather: leatherrrrrr
And so you kissed a little sailor
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton production:
Who had just blew in from spain
Sir richard pump-a-loaf
You sniffed the reeking buns of angel
The story of a demented bread-boffer
And acted like it was cocaine
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of ko-ko
Then on tuesday night, ceasars back in town
In a way you can't explain
Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match
With kona.
And so you worked the wall with michael
Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of samoan dynamite
Which gave your back an awful strain
Volcanic hell
But you came back on sunday for the gong show
Next thursday, teen towns finest...
But you forgot what I was sayin
Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
Youre an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
Youre an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
Youre an asshole, you're an asshole

Now you been to the grape n you been to the chest
N now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole

You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you aint got one on the bottom of you,
But don't fool yerself girl
Its lookin at you
Don't fool yerself girl
Its winkin at you
Don't fool yerself girl
Its blinkin at you
That's why I say
Im gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Don't fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
Don't fool yerself, girl
Its goin right up yer poop chute
(etc., repeats)

Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...

[CFH]

Miles, your life has gotten significantly better since leaving the clan, no? No more night shifts, no more opressive bosses, free to dream of the homeland once again. This is the way things should be, no one should be forced to enclose themselves within the confines of Bilbo's appointed roles, it's not right. Morally, it's not right. It's the good fight I'm fighting.

That is some sweet propaganda. If my fascist regime ever comes to fruition I might have a job for you. amat - Minister of Public Enlightenment. Has a nice ring to it, no?

[amat]

Miles, your life has gotten significantly better since leaving the clan, no? No more night shifts, no more opressive bosses, free to dream of the homeland once again. This is the way things should be, no one should be forced to enclose themselves within the confines of Bilbo's appointed roles, it's not right. Morally, it's not right. It's the good fight I'm fighting.

That is some sweet propaganda. If my fascist regime ever comes to fruition I might have a job for you. amat - Minister of Public Enlightenment. Has a nice ring to it, no?

I think if I had to pick a second career it would be as a Orwell-esque government figure. I'm kind of fascinated by the whole topic.