Yes!!!!!!! Sob Is In Love With Me!!!! Woo Hoo!!!!!

[Diane]

SOB Loves Me!! SOB Loves Me!

Right now, I'm filled with such joy and happiness, that I feel like a young school girl with her first crush.

I just got home from my 2nd job, I did my work on Sergio's site, and then I logged on to here, to see what I have missed. Once I logged in, I see that I have a private message, immediately I assumed it was from my good friend Legion, since 95% of my pm's are from him. But to my utter surprise, it was from the one and only SOB.

Apparently, he was extremely impressed with my attempt to get some of you guys to stop giving him attention. I think he was turned on by the thought of me calling him an asswipe, and a pig. Right now, I'm wishing that I would have been a lot harsher, God knows how turned on he would have been if I called him something really nasty.

I read the Subject title, my heart started to flutter, and I started to feel a little flush. I opened the message, and I must say, I have never read something so amazingly beautiful in my life!!!!!

As I read the message, I begin to quiver with delight, and wonder, where has this man been all my life. I never read such eloquently written words. Words that pulsed through my body as though angels were speaking to me. I understood every sentence, for fear that I may lose the man of my dreams forever, if I could not comprehend such beauty.

Normally, I would NEVER, EVER reveal what anyone says to me in private, because keeping my word, and being trustworthy are extremely important to me, but I could not contain such wonder from all of you. I need to show all of you guys, how a real man speaks to, and charms a woman, so that you can learn from such a master of class.

So be still my beating heart, here is the message that I received from the man of my dreams.











Can you believe this scumbag!!!!!

I can only imagine what his pillow talk to his wife is like.

Oh, here was my reply to him.








So apparently, if I'm nice to you guys, you'll let me give you guys some "heard"?

[CFH]

Wow, a misogynist redneck. You don't see that every day. Somebody needs to hit him with a brick.

[RP33]

hmm..

maybe i have high standards, but normally i never really have the opportunity to "let a girl give me head".. i mean, normally i'm like SCORE this hot chick os giving me head..

if it was like, a fat girl, who was not so attractive, then maybe i'd "let her" give me head..

i don't know..

SOB, higher your standards or something..



yes, this was my contribution to this thread.. sorry diane.

[Spicoli]

.....What a goatf!!ker Burger king is. Ive had some flings and tussles but Ive never had a ladie give me "heard" Is that radio show a live call in show .Im sure he'll answer the pay phone.

[Deanrw]

LMAO. It's now officially too late for all you eligible bachelors. Diane has officially been charmed!!

[Diane]

LMAO. It's now officially too late for all you eligible bachelors. Diane has officially been charmed!!

[LEGION]

Only 93% of her pm's are from me



I've never had "heard" before; it must be some form of livestock felatio they do up there in Arkanass

You tell him girly Don't worry Di'; we all got your back. I can't wait to see what Danny cooks up for him

[Gandalf]

I was pretty stern on that thread too. He never had the decency to send me an abusive PM though. I feel utterly left out.

But then again, I suppose I dont want him to fall in love with me or require me to be nice and give him "heard".

[CFH]

I was pretty stern on that thread too. He never had the decency to send me an abusive PM though. I feel utterly left out.

But then again, I suppose I dont want him to fall in love with me or require me to be nice and give him "heard".

I'm disappointed as well. I've been arguing with him since he got here and I haven't received one threatening PM. At least Kid Thunder has the decency to challenge people to fights and threaten to drop them into a snake pit.