Okay guys, you can't lie about your manhood size anymore

[Diane]

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.




Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with.

[CGM]

I would imagine that some women have seen enough manhoods that they can tell at a glance how big one is, without needing a measuring device. Not that I'm thinking of any woman in particular, of course.

[Kev]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

[Dark Lord Al]

even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow

[Julius Rain]

even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow

[Dizaster]

I would laugh if I hooked up a with a lady who was armed with measuring condoms... and exactly, there could be no more lieing..

However i've learnt a way that you can make you're wee wee 20% longer in about 1 minute.. I will not go into details unless anyone requests..

[Violent Demise]

even the largest of dicks can be insignificant if you are ploughing a massive ,deep furrow

So you met kel's mom, huh?

[kingfrnk]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

that deserves a gay click

[Andre]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

Ahahaha absolute classic ,you could of just left it there, .

[Taeth]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

As a hobbit I am assuming?

[Kev]

I've never seen the fuss over penis size. I mean when they are erect is there really all that much difference? Unless your Mandingo or David Haye they are all pretty much the same size when erect, at least according to all the helplines I've called.

I'm secure, 4inches is fine for my body size, I'm in proportion.

As a hobbit I am assuming?

Indeed, I may only be 4 inches in length but that's still past my knees

[Chino]

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.




Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice So what's next? We'll have a female condom that will measure how nicely tight or how flabby loose a girl is? I wonder how many girls here can get an eco down there .

[AdamGB]

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.




Hmmm, I wonder who on here, I would need a magnifying glass with.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice So what's next? We'll have a female condom that will measure how nicely tight or how flabby loose a girl is? I wonder how many girls here can get an eco down there .

It'd be like stirring paint with a match stick!

[Chino]

AdamGB,
Heheheheh! If condoms are sold by size, how about female condoms? Are they also sold by tightness/flabbyness?

[Kev]

AdamGB,
Heheheheh! If condoms are sold by size, how about female condoms? Are they also sold by tightness/flabbyness?

It is funny that every woman likes to think she's far tighter than the average woman, and every man thinks he's bigger than normal.

And yet we can all have sex just fine, so it seems that someone at least is lying.

Of course all my ex's have had flabbies if not when me met then certainly by the time we broke up