Things You Thought Youd Never Own

[Trainer Monkey]

But do
I hate Starter gear
But its freaking cold,and my Starter parka is warm as hell
Come to think of it,I also swore Id never buy a computer.................

[CGM]

Hmmm, I gave this a lot of thought, the only thing I could think of was a cassette tape I purchased of "The Bangles - Greatest Hits"

[Wayne]

A nice new house. But I do.

[Master]

Mobile F**king Phone.

[Trainer Monkey]

A nice new house. But I do.

Im married,I was going to end up owning a house sooner or later. Especially after we had the boy. They start wanting a house right after that,and they want it now.
The shift is allmost amazing to watch,one day the apartment is nice and just the perfect size,two weeks later,"I want a house"
So, I own a house
At one point we were looking to move to LA,before we even had work lined up,I got sent out to scout houses we could afford. Thank god I have alot of friends on the left coast,so I had people to hang with.

[X]

A suit and tie.

(but I do ..... shame on me for selling out)

[Spicoli]

An ironing board and Nose hair clippers.